Barista1: "A customer just complained that their tea was too watery"
Barista2: "Did they leave the bag in long enough?"
Me: "Seems like they had steep consequences."
I can hear beautiful watery holes in the ground
You could say I hear pretty well
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...
...he was forced to take out a restraining order.
Did you hear about the man who's funeral was interrupted by the sprinklers?
He was sent to a watery grave.
Son: Dad! Why do you only drink cool water?
Dad: Because it makes me “COOLER”!
