Santa's helpers are having a competition to see who can wrap the most amount of presents this year.

They are having a boxing match.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speratcool88
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What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_AnalkingSkywanker
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Santa’s helpers favorite singer.

Elve-is.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrVegano
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What are Santa's helpers called?

Subordinate clauses.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheJuxtaposedAcacia
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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he has low elf esteem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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How do you pronounce the acronym for the Second Home Habitation Helpers?

"SHHH" "What - I'm just trying to ask a question!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MunkyPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2020
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How do santa's helpers pay for their groceries?

Elf Checkout!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tehlon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2019
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A helper for hamburgers
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZevireTees
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What do Santa's Helpers use to spell words?

The elfabet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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Why was Santa's helper so sad?

He was suffering from low elf-esteem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/babblingbrooks1
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In my life I've been a maintenance mechanic, a make-up artist, a media director, a mender, a metre inspector, a microcomputer support specialist, a mill helper, a mirror installer, a music librarian and a mortician investigator.

That's my Mployment record.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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What does Santa call his little helpers?

subordinate clauses!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Omg-A-turkey-Sammie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2019
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Santa’s helpers are technically subordinate clauses.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GentlyWeepingGuitar_
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My gran only talks when I buy her a needle and thread. I guess I'm her little helper...

Sew to speak.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

Rude-elf.

When he found out Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame.

Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheFifthStep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2016
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Just pulled this on my helper

Helper: "Damn, that's a nice Audi"

Me: "I prefer an Inny."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebrassnuckles
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What is the first thing Santa's little helpers learn in school ?

The Elfabet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he has low elf esteem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?

Because he has low elf esteem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
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Why was Santa's helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyOtherAccount_3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2017
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What do Father Christmas's little helpers learn at school?

The elf-abet

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fisteves
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2019
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Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?

He had low elf-esteem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stewie19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2018
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Santa's little helpers

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GanZheng
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2018
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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate clauses

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marty___mcfly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20 2018
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What do Santa's little helpers work on at school?

The Elfabet.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bduke91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2018
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What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MinorMynah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2017
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What are Santa’s little helpers called?

Subordinate clauses.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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