EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
Ok guys my 1 year anniversary is coming up with my boyfriend and I'm making a pun book with 365 Puns about love and I'm running out can you help me PLEASE
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
My girlfriend and I have a dog named Moose. My girlfriend’s father has been coming up with name-related puns recently and I’m being outdone. Reddit, please help. So far, he has come up with:
Moosical Moosident
All I have: Moosing persons
I must win this battle of puns.
He put a glass of water on his head!
It's the first time I have been able to see and hug her in over a year, and she made me so proud!
*Edit: So many typos in my title.
"It wouldn't hurt"
.. " I dunno, that's what they're fighting about "
"Reindeer?" I asked.
He said, "Yes. Hence the puddle."
I call it a cloaking device.
My wife groaned, that's good enough for me.
The last guy ditched out on me.
..' you'll just have to learn to be a little patient '
Librarian: "Well, that would kinda defeat the purpose, don't you think?"
Trying to help my friend come up with a fun slogan for his new company, he's going to be doing home repairs
So far I have:
-Get a fix
-We know the drill
I feel like there's a whole family of awesomeness i'm just not hitting on. why am I so bad at this. help.
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
CTRL-P
It was the list I could do
He prefers to do things single-handedly.
I couldn't hear his reply but his words resonated with me
That's true entrepreneutership
I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
"Sure thing, pardner. That's 20 cows," says Dad.
I just bought some water from IKEA but all I got were two canisters of hydrogen and one canister of oxygen.
The man cried fruitlessly
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
I need a pun with a ninja and a lemon. I’m stumped.
.. Only got 20%Off
Coworker found a loophole and it’s mostly dressed as a bear. I’ve used all my bear puns! Help me make more! Work at a gas station/pizza place
Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali
Doctor: I don't follow you.
"Who, me?"
I call it a Tramp o' Lean
I have to make a slogan for safety week at a construction site I work at. Can you guys help?
It's called On & On Anon.
Hey! I'm currently writing a novel. And I'm liking for a pun name based on a word that would suggest them not being real. Please don't give me the actual name. Please give me a word I can work with
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
They’re traveling light.
