Helpline Puns

A list of puns related to "Helpline"

Never ring the tinnitus helpline.

It just rings and rings.

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👤︎ u/DarkBlueMullet
📅︎ Mar 20 2021
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I called the Tinnitus helpline today,

but it just kept ringing!

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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I phoned the accident helpline...

Didn't mean to.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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I called the Blackjack Helpline.

A voice answered and said, "You got the wrong number."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jul 18 2018
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If you get an email about canned ham contaminated with COVID-19...

It's spam.

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👤︎ u/hicycles
📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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Tried calling the tinnitus helpline...

But it just kept ringing.

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👤︎ u/imahntr
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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