A list of puns related to "Kids Helpline"
They had no idea what kind of seeds they planted.
Saw a short movie years ago about a kid (teenage I think) who's stuck while playing Legend of Zelda (probably the NES version which was actually quite difficult to figure out without any guides) at night, and was so frustrated that he went to a phone booth to call a video game helpline to ask for hints.
A cop sees him and finds it suspicious for some reason, though I can't remember exactly why except that it's a kid outside at night.
The kid ran out of coins or something, but the helpline girl called him back to help even though it's "not policy". However by that time the cop picked up the phone to confirm that the kid is not suspicious, but ends up being even more confused, since the helpline girl mentioned bombs and blowing up walls quickly before hanging up since she's doing it "out of policy" at work.
Thereβs 6 of us here but because of restrictions Iβm in the attic room alone, and thereβs no calls/texts coming in. ama to kill the time!
Hi guys. It's about time I added Palestine π΅πΈ to my world helplines site. I have about 20 countries and since of course As an Israeli I think it's only right to add Palestine.
(Google World Helplines)
I'm looking for resources specifically hotlines with a website that can help children/teens( and women and men domestic abuse)
They can be in English and Arabic.
Kids and or teens hotlines
Child Abuse Hotline
Suicide and Crisis/help hotlines
Domestic Abuse and sexual abuse hotlines
LGBT helplines
Other helplines to help children and teens if there is a hotline to help kids dealing with the conflict that's good too
Thanks so much!
FYI this is a volunteer project that i have done with my own time and money over the years. I wish I could make it something bigger but if I manage to help even one kid it's all worth it to me.
somebody I know is suicidal and I am scared, has anybody called kids helpline before?/
Kids helpline is absolutely useless. I've attempted to contact them twice, both times to no avail. First time was through webchat, which they said would take a while. So I thought, 'Ok, I'll wait.', but I never even came into contact with my "caring councilor" because I gave up after waiting three full hours.
Well that's no big deal right? Lots of kids are using webchat and there's not enough "councilors" to go around. So that's to be expected.
But a week later I'm feeling like fucking killing myself because of a huge dissing from my parents and I muster up the courage to call and talk to a COMPLETE STRANGER about my problems. Guess what I fucking get.
Twenty fucking minutes of "happy go lucky kids music that will definitely cheer up your day!" and "reassuring you that although your conversations may be recorded, they are definitely fucking private even though they may be used as training material!"
TWENTY fucking minutes on the phone. That's TEN times longer than my usual telephone call. How the fuck does this organisation even save kids? If I was just a little more depressed, I would have fucking killed myself by then, thinking the whole fucking world had given up on me. Holy shit. Give me a fucking break. All these people saying "Oh Kids Helpline is so wonderful, it saved my life." fucking shut up. You've probably never even fucking wanted to throw yourself off a cliff or cut yourself because the pain is better than what you're experiencing inside. Kids helpline is a fucking joke. Psychologists are fucking jokes as well. If your parents are the ones giving you shit, then your fucked. That's all the fucking positive vibes I got from calling kids helpline.
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