It takes guts to be an organ donor

For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katyparody
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.

Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood donor centre...

The nurse asks the rabbit what blood type he is.

The rabbit replies "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee9Niner
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I think my postman is an organ donor.

His truck says, β€œWe deliver for you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Need donors for my phone's blood transfusion.

Looking for a type-o.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.

Cost me an arm and a leg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar

... He came, he saw, he conquered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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The reason there is so few organ donors is

it takes guts.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.

That's no skin off of my nose!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?

Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisoatkins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Which donor kidney do doctors always take out?

The right one, so you at least have one left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easiestEC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What’s the name of the contract organ donors have to sign

ORGANized dismissal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROLLTIDE2006
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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My wife said she wanted to be a kidney donor...

I said, β€œWhen we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.

I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order

Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-rad-kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...

I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-JustARedHerring
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Organ donors deliver.

Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spankleberry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I had originally considered being an organ donor

But my heart’s just not in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stefanopolis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I can’t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sxbih
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Whenever I'm feeling down, I read my blood donor ID

It says B positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimingot_yesjams
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What did the surrogate say to the egg donor?

"I'm pregnant, and you're the mother!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Taiwan blood donor..

...Taipei type A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwmillman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I used to be opposed to being an organ donor...

But then I had a change of heart!!

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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What did the forearm say to the phlebotomist, after being told they were such a great blood donor?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vexmix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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If the U.S gave Oregon to Canada would they be organ donors
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClaymoreG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate organ donors

It takes guts to do what they do.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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Sperm donors wanted

Please come quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LivelyZebra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Nurse: so here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in ABC order

Doctor: wow. Looks very organized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chanmack21
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I applaud sperm donors

It takes balls to do what they do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroYo10101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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The blood type of my friend the donor was...

appositive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigSerene
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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Whenever I’m sad I just check my blood donor ID card?

It always says B positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax317
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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I asked my dad why he wasnt an organ donor

He said it's because he only has pianos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedlimits65
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2017
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Dad just proudly told me his brother has signed up to be an organ donor

Dad: He suggested that I registered too

Me: oh yeah, will you?

Dad: Maybe, he's a man after my own heart after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roro_Zoro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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Why couldn't the skeleton be an organ donor?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/slice29
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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It takes guts to be an organ donor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenriBoneu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avartes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar

He came, He saw and He conquered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.

He came, he saw, he conquered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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