I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Why don’t crabs and lobsters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity....
I now have $5.999,999,75c left.
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
why don't oysters give to charity?
because they're shellfish
What was the mental health hospital's primary charity program?
I won a $1million in the lottery last night and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have 999.999.75 left.
I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children
They didn’t even say “Thank you”
Every day I give a few cents to charity.
I like making small change.
Walking through East London, I asked my friend: “Why is there a bull in that charity shop?”
He replied, “That’s an Ox, fam”
I built a business where all proceeds went to Charity.
But I ended up in jail because apparently not telling them my daughter’s name is Charity was a big no no.
Since quarantine started, I’ve decided to dedicate myself to giving to Charity.
I’m pretty sure that’s not her real name but she sure does like those dollar bills.
I'm planning a charity event for people who can't ejaculate.
Just let me know if you can't come.
Do you guys know about that dumb "Sore Us" marathon for charity?
You're supposed to run until you can't anymore or something like that...? I was thinking of trying one out but honestly I don't know how good I'd do I'm an awful runner...
My friend Tyrell tried one last year and said it was the hardest thing he'd ever done...
I still can't believe Tyrannosaurus
What kind of lemon performs charity work?
If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.
Then I’d have $999,999.75.
There has been some good news today as a plus-size clairvoyant announces they are releasing a charity calendar, with pictures of them in their underwear.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
I won a million dollars playing the lottery and donated a quarter of it to my favorite charity.
What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity?
A charity that looks after dogs...
I donated chairs to a charity.
Why doesn’t the lobster give to charity?
At an auction at a Tourette's syndrome charity, I won a bid for an origami sculpture of scissors made by Dwayne Johnson. To emphasize the charity's cause, he replaced a bad word with a family-friendly word on his origami scissors.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
I am starting a charity to teach short people maths.
It’s called making the little things count.
Me: Excuse me ma'am, would you like to join our charity?
Woman: Maybe, what's it for?
Me: CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
Woman: Excuse me?
Me: It's four good caws
I just donated 1000$ to a blind children charity
not like the children are going to see any of it
Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?
It’s a Naan Profit Organization.
I’m working for a charity that provides support for elderly grapes
My job is in raisin awareness.
I won a unique item at the Celebrity Origami charity auction.
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they are shellfish
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why don’t crabs donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
I'm starting a charity to teach short people maths.
It's all about making the little things count.
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