A friend of mine needs skin grafts for surgery, but thankfully, he doesn't need donors.
That's no skin off of my nose!
I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I used my Donor Card instead of my Debit Card.
Cost me an arm and a leg.
The reason there is so few organ donors is
A sperm donor, Carpenter, and Julius Caesar walked into a bar
... He came, he saw, he conquered
Clerk at the DMV: Do you want to be an organ donor?
Me, every single time without fail: Sure, but not right now. I’ve got stuff to do today.
Which donor kidney do doctors always take out?
The right one, so you at least have one left.
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
My wife said she wanted to be a kidney donor...
I said, “When we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...”
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
I applied to be a sperm donor recently and the nurse asked me if I could masturbate in the cup.
I told her I’ve done it a few times before but I don’t know if I’m ready to compete in a tournament.
Everytime I get asked if I'm a organ donor...
I reply with why does it matter what state I donate to?
Organ donors deliver.
Or dekidney, deheart, whatever it is they're donating.
Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor
I can’t be the only one thinking this... it must take a real set of balls to become a sperm donor
I had originally considered being an organ donor
But my heart’s just not in it
Whenever I'm feeling down, I read my blood donor ID
What did the surrogate say to the egg donor?
"I'm pregnant, and you're the mother!"
I used to be opposed to being an organ donor...
But then I had a change of heart!!
What did the forearm say to the phlebotomist, after being told they were such a great blood donor?
If the U.S gave Oregon to Canada would they be organ donors
I applaud sperm donors
It takes balls to do what they do
Nurse: so here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in ABC order
Doctor: wow. Looks very organized!
Let's all take a moment to appreciate organ donors
It takes guts to do what they do.
The blood type of my friend the donor was...
Whenever I’m sad I just check my blood donor ID card?
It always says B positive.
I used to have a driver's license from Arizona. They had a neat symbol on them if you opted in to be an organ donor.
I don't live in AZ anymore, but you know what they say, once a donor always Sedona!
I asked my dad why he wasnt an organ donor
He said it's because he only has pianos.
Dad just proudly told me his brother has signed up to be an organ donor
Dad: He suggested that I registered too
Me: oh yeah, will you?
Dad: Maybe, he's a man after my own heart after all
I accidentally put my donor card in the cash machine the other day.
It cost me an arm and a leg.
I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I guess you can call me an Oregon donor.
Did you hear about the clone that met his donor?
I bet he was really beside himself.
Organ Donor
Mom: Are you an organ donor?
Dad: No, but I've been thinking about donating our piano.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
It takes real guts to become an organ donor.
A sperm donor, a lumberjack, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
It takes guts to be an organ donor
A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Ceasar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
A sperm donor, a Carpenter and Julius Caesar walk into a bar
He came, He saw and He conquered
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.
He came, he saw, he conquered.
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