At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!
But hey, at least he gave a shit.
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A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box
It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk
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I gave my wife a check from my plasma donations. She threw it back at me
She told me to keep my blood money
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
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During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...
I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.
I went and got them a glass of water.
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︎ May 14 2020
Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.
I told them βNein, out of tin.β Dentists agreed.
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Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?
Dad: No problem. (To me) Hey, you live with this guy from now on.
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Iβve decided never to give a donation to people collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
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My dad signed me up for organ donation
He's a man after my own heart.
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.
The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.
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Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter
Not all heroes wear crepes
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Hi, I need to coming up with a PUNchline for a donation drive. Help!
Hi I need a good punchline for a donation drive poster.
The drive is to collect items for needy school children.
I'm at my wit's end, thanks for the help!
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I've started a charity that takes change donations to help pay for funerals.
I call it "Change You Can Bereive In".
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︎ Dec 20 2016
I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I guess you can call me an Oregon donor.
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Dad, what's donation?
"That's the country donuts come from, son."
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︎ May 27 2014
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
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︎ May 23 2020
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water
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︎ Jul 13 2019
Someone knocked on my door today asking for small donations for the local pool.
I felt generous so I gave him a couple glasses of water.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
A guy came to my door asking for donations for a local swimming pool
I gave him a cup of water to help out
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︎ Jul 03 2019
A man knocked on my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool
I handed him a glass of water
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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︎ Apr 01 2017
Somebody just knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water!
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Today someone knocked on the door and asked for a small donation for the local public swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
A man knocked on my door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So I gave him a glass of water.
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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
So, I gave him a glass of water.
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