I tried donating to the itty-bitty titty committee...

But they don't really need the support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.

They just take the money and run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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What do you call donating a chair?

Charity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JodeneBorg
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I’ve been donating a lot of dining room sets to people in need lately.

I guess I’m just feeling very chairtable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.

Donating 5 makes you a suspect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Donating blood can be A-positive experience

But sometimes it can B-negative.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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I'm never donating blood again. They ask too many questions.

Why do they want to know where I got it from? Or why it's in bucket?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I told my buddy I’d be donating to teamtrees but I only had tree dollars

He said he’s still rooting for me though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthySef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Im donating to people suffering because of seating

its called a Chair-ity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calevic54
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I am donating liver to a Redditor who was in need

Guess you could say

(β€’β€’) / ( β€’β€’)>βŒβ–‘-β–‘ / (βŒβ–‘_β–‘)

OP De-livered

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Not ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^actually

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2016
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Just got done donating blood...

...I would say camping was a suck-sess again this year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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I find donating plasma, exhilarating.

It really gets the blood flowin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIsTheArbour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Hey guys, please consider donating to the narcolepsy awareness founnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SevFTW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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My colleague busted out some grade A Dad jokes on my JustGiving page. (I am donating my hair to charity)

http://imgur.com/z0TOWbg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCaptainOats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2014
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Donating Blood

after i finish

Nurse: how do you feel?

me: Drained.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2014
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is

He replied " I am probably a Type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomatosoup91
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RushilPc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?

The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What is the organ donation center called in England?

Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Today I donated my watch, phone and 100 euros to a poor guy

You don't know the happiness I felt as he put his knife back in his pocket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yankee-485
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, β€˜Would you like to lay down?’

I told them I was inclined to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dencolab
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Why don’t crabs and lobsters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corvette-Ronnie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?

Arse skin for a friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geofferz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity....

I now have $5.999,999,75c left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I just donated to this group which helps out stray cats...

I guess I'm a feline-thropist now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poastash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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When you die and donate you body to science...

it's a "dead giveaway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yonatanruff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!

But hey, at least he gave a shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box

It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/te_ka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What's the modern way to donate to the church?

Papal Paypal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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I gave my wife a check from my plasma donations. She threw it back at me

She told me to keep my blood money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.

But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I won a $1million in the lottery last night and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have 999.999.75 left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies...

Is this a trick question?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...

I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I donated almost 50.000$ to a charity for mute children

They didn’t even say β€œThank you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenex2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I donated to a local clinic.

It was for a good gauze.

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I felt like a hero when I donated that kindey to save a kid's life

Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not

credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImRoderick1303
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...

I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A man once donated his own liver to someone in need.

Hey may not be alive, but he was delivered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A wife says to her husband: "Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving."

The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."

(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PresidentalPanda
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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When you donate food to a church...

is it parishable?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshareth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.

I went and got them a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1gB0iM3ME
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.

I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...

How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zekesnack
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity.

Then I’d have $999,999.75.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DropTopTyler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mick_NYC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What do you call an organ donation center in England?

A Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math_rod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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When you die and donate your body to science...

it's a "dead giveaway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yonatanruff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTRA2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...

So I gave him a glass of water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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