I want dedicate this dad joke to my farther, who is a roofer.
So, Dad, if you're up there...
Since quarantine started, I’ve decided to dedicate myself to giving to Charity.
I’m pretty sure that’s not her real name but she sure does like those dollar bills.
What do you call someone who dedicates their life to the study of the eye?
I would like to dedicate this joke to my Dad, who was a professional mountain climber.
So...dad, if you are up there...
What do you call people who dedicate their life studying alligators?
I always dedicate my speeches to my dad, a roofer...
...so father, if you're up there, please listen to this.
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
Have you heard Beyonce's new track dedicated to Scottish roofers?
"All The Shingle Laddies"
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
The Fast and The Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker
I created a bank account dedicated entirely to buying and maintaining bushes
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
Did you hear about the farmer who won an award for his dedication to his crops?
He was out standing in his field.
Thanks to my dedication, my watch always has the right time. It's never been wrong.
Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
Six days of the week are dedicated to daughters. Only one day is ...
What would Reddit be named, if it was just dedicated to puns?
Did you hear about the news program dedicated to berries?
It was a currant affairs program.
Why can't non-avian dinosaurs clap?
I’m mad that I laughed at this
I was reading the newspaper yesterday and I skipped over a section dedicated to outing dried fruit that had cheated on their spouses.
Then again, I never was that into currant affairs.
My professor just dedicated an entire 2-hour class to make ONE dadjoke.
Today was the first day of his class, Special Topics in Poetry. We walk in and there is a guest with some ceramic art. We thought we were gonna write poems about it or some shit, but then the professor says, "Welcome to special topics in pottery."
The whole class is like wat...?
Then the guest lady starts showing a powerpoint of some of her work and then we literally spent the whole class mushing clay and making bowls and shit.
To make things even dadder, he chuckled "poetry pottery heh heh heh" like we didn't get the joke and he had to explain it to us.
Found this on insta knew I had to post it here 😂
The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.
They really bend over backwards for their country.
There were two friends and one of them wanted to open up a gelato shop.
When the friend finally got the location to run the shop he tried to get some experienced and dedicated employees. However, he soon realized that all the good employees for a gelato shop were already working at some nearby locations. So he had to deal with some mediocre people who didn’t care that much about gelatos. Then a day before the opening of the shop the person who was supposed to provide the materials for the gelatos called in as sick. Finally there were also some teenagers who decided to steal some of the decorations.
When the friend told this story the other friend then said,
#“Man, you have gelat of problems.”
What do you call someone who is dedicated to one meme?
I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.
It will be called wikileeks.com
Heard about the museum dedicated to Lizzie Borden?
My friend is a dedicated researcher in gastroenterology.
He takes his shit seriously.
My best to Reddit’s dedicated moth-enthusiast community. Today we celebrate you.
I just realized my Grandpa was a very dedicated dad joker.
I spent most of my life thinking my uncle was named "Ash" (totally not Ash, but it works for explaining this). Turns out "Ash" was a nickname to describe his hair. His real name was French (totally his actual name, and more common that you'd think). This was because my grandpa liked hearing my uncle say "my name is French," and see the look of confusion of people's faces. My Grandpa was a troll. Rest in peace, you crazy old man.
Why did the corn farmer win the Nobel Peace Prize?
For his dedication to world hominy
ation.
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I want to dedicate this Dad joke to my father, who is a roofer.
So Dad, if you are up there...
I want to dedicate this joke to my dad, who was a roofer.
So...dad, if you are up there....
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
6 days of the dedicated to daughters. Only one day is...
I've dedicated my life to find the cure for insomnia.
I won't rest until I find it.
I’ve dedicated my whole life to finding a cure for insomnia.
I won’t rest until I find it.
What would reddit be named if it was just dedicated to puns?
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