A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit.
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A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I went to donate blood and the clinician asked, βWould you like to lay down?β
I told them I was inclined to it.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
Why donβt crabs and lobsters donate to charity?
Because theyβre shellfish.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Does anyone know if it's possible to have a skin graft taken from a buttock to donate to someone who isn't a relative?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity....
I now have $5.999,999,75c left.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
When you die and donate you body to science...
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What's the modern way to donate to the church?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and youβre a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I won a $1million in the lottery last night and have decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have 999.999.75 left.
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A wife says to her husband: "Honey, I want to donate my clothes to people who are starving."
The husband replys: "Debra whoever receives your clothes surely won't be starving."
(I apologise if this has already been posted, I just heard my dad say it to me today.)
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they donβt have to be put down.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
When you donate food to a church...
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︎ May 21 2020
If Morgan Freeman pledges to donate his organs after death, his name after he dies will be M Freeman.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck drivers they must donate all unsold items each night.
I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask...
How much food would a good truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
If I had $1,000,000, Iβd donate a quarter of it to charity.
Then Iβd have $999,999.75.
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Do you know who should donate to #teamtrees?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
How rude. I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish
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︎ Apr 18 2020
My friend donates keyboards to churches
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do you call a foundation who donates seats?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
Why did the groundhog donate so much to charity?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Every month I donate Β£500 to good causes.
Although it might be more if I tip the barman.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
If South Korea ever has a natural disaster, you really should donate money to them.
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︎ Sep 17 2015
Why did the billionaire donate to the furniture?
He was feeling charitable
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︎ Mar 16 2019
TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it βHawaii 2β because βitβs on the Maine land.β
connecticut.cbslocal.com/β¦
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︎ Sep 16 2018
What do you call an organization that donates places to sit?
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Can anyone here donate to an organization making seats?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
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︎ Aug 18 2018
i havent gotten a haircut in almost two years. i was going to donate it to wigs for kids
but having it so long has really grown on me.
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︎ Dec 05 2018
Never donate to a blind children's fund
It's not like they will see any of it anyway.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Dollar General asked me to donate to their Literacy Foundation.
Iβm going to write it off.
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︎ Sep 23 2018
Iβm going to donate sperm.
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︎ Jul 26 2018
There should be a store to donate your spit.
It would be called the Salivation Army
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︎ Mar 31 2017
Went to donate blood yesterday.
I asked the guy what my blood type was.
He wouldn't tell me, just kept telling me to "Be positive".
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︎ May 22 2014
The Chinese government donates a ton of Viagra to the Austrian government.
They've heard that they can't get an election.
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︎ Sep 12 2016
A boy came up to me asking if I could donate to the local swimming pool
I came back with a glass of water
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︎ Apr 11 2017
Why don't bees donate to charity?
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︎ Sep 01 2016
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
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︎ Mar 18 2021
When you die and donate your body to science...
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why donβt crabs donate to charity?
Because theyβre shellfish
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︎ Feb 03 2019
I went to the Red Cross to donate blood. They threw me out and yelled "we don't want your type here!"
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︎ May 11 2017
If I had $1,000,000, Iβd donate a quarter of it to charity.
Then Iβd have $999,999.75.
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