Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RushilPc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to a blood donation clinic.

The nurse asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?"

"I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mick_NYC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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At the local donation center, only one guy donated anything, and it was a box of poop!

But hey, at least he gave a shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MitchOnTheMic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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A monastery in Las Vegas kept getting chips in their donation box

It got so frustrating they decided to hire a chipmunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/te_ka
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.

So, I handed him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8prajwalb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I gave my wife a check from my plasma donations. She threw it back at me

She told me to keep my blood money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...

I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrojodge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.

I went and got them a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B1gB0iM3ME
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Went to a German dentist convention where they wanted donations of metals.

I told them β€œNein, out of tin.” Dentists agreed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob0128
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?

Dad: No problem. (To me) Hey, you live with this guy from now on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I’ve decided never to give a donation to people collecting for a marathon.

They just take the money and run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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My dad signed me up for organ donation

He's a man after my own heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redrockit06
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Worth a donation from the nation v.redd.it/4uwutlzji5g11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ssunnlee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyloneus
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter

Not all heroes wear crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomnosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Hi, I need to coming up with a PUNchline for a donation drive. Help!

Hi I need a good punchline for a donation drive poster. The drive is to collect items for needy school children. I'm at my wit's end, thanks for the help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heptatones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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I've started a charity that takes change donations to help pay for funerals.

I call it "Change You Can Bereive In".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FremanKynes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2016
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I made a donation to the local Goodwill in Portland, Oregon. I guess you can call me an Oregon donor.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank_Thunderwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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Dad, what's donation?

"That's the country donuts come from, son."

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MANTRA2018
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...

So I gave him a glass of water...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Today I had someone knock on my door asking for small donations towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Today a man came to my house and asked for a small donation towards a local swimming pool

I gave him a glass of water

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Someone knocked on my door today asking for small donations for the local pool.

I felt generous so I gave him a couple glasses of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ennsy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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A guy came to my door asking for donations for a local swimming pool

I gave him a cup of water to help out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/houseme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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A man knocked on my door asking for donations for the local swimming pool

I handed him a glass of water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yea_I_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Somebody just knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

So I gave him a glass of water!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Today someone knocked on the door and asked for a small donation for the local public swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brisquet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation to the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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A man knocked on my door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

So I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

So, I gave him a glass of water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlozo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2016
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