Organ donation Puns

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

He's a man after my own heart.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

A Chairity

We’re a Chairity

So yesterday my dad opened the door to 2 guys asking for money. They asked him to donate for atheism. My dads reply was this, “I thought Atheism is a non-prophet organization.” They smiled and walked away.

Call it "Special Kneads"

Went to WFs to buy some killer produce, specifically avocados. They sell both "organic" and "conventional" type avocados at the one near me. I decided to not overspend on four avocados so I went the conventional route. I take my poor man's avocados to the cashier to ring up and she asked "Are these organic?" I said, "no conventional, but still organic." She looked at me while handing me my receipt and said, "ooooh, that's a gooooood one. Bye bye."

My dad and I were moving some furniture for donation out of my grandparents house to get it ready for sale. We were on the last heaviest item which happened to be an old electronic organ when he laid this one on me.

Dad: I will be glad to be rid of this thing.

Me: Me too!

Dad: I've always wanted to be an organ donor.

We both had to set it down and laugh for a good 2 full minutes.

My brother in law and I were helping my father in law move an old wooden organ.

When we got it on the truck, I asked my father in law what he was planning on doing with it.

My father in law says he isn't sure. Maybe he will donate it.

My brother In law: I guess that would make you an organ donor.

Mom: Are you an organ donor? Dad: No, but I've been thinking about donating our piano.