Donated Puns

They didn’t even say “Thank you”

It was for a good gauze.

Figured the collection was getting a bit too big so why not

credit to the r/TwoSentenceHorror subreddit

Hey may not be alive, but he was delivered.

What should I do with the remaining $999,999.75?

Son: Why did you do that?

Father: So you will not be bored there.

not like the children are going to see any of it

I guess it's a chairity.

I feel positively delighted.

Apparently he was only giving out one shoe per man.

I heard every symphony has a first chair.

Their leader said, "like we need YOUR support."

She said it was typo negative.

He was trying to raise 300 pounds

Son: Dad, have you ever donated blood?

Dad: Ye, years ago

Son: What was it like?

Dad: Well... It was very draining

I said I felt a pint low.

"So I gave blood yesterday, and it really hit me kinda hard. But I'm sure I did the right thing. In fact, I'm not just sure...

I'm O Positive."