Why won’t superman invest in Bitcoin?
Because his weakness is krypto
I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
I just heard an announcement on a loud speaker outside my home saying, "If you invest 50$ just once, you can sit and eat for the rest of your life".
I went out and saw the idiot; he was selling chairs.
They told me not to invest in the stock market..
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
My friend invests all his money in S&M paraphernalia...
Yep, he's invested in bonds.
I want to invest in one of those junk removal companies.
No matter what happens with the economy, their business always seems to be picking up.
Every time I invest in Coke...
What’s a Wall Street farmer’s favorite thing to invest in?
Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
They have a high rate of return
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
This contractor knocked on my door today and convinced me to invest in wine storage
He was a stellar cellar seller
I told my family I was going to invest in toilet paper.
They told me I was full of shit.
This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.
Never, ever invest in Velcro....
Where do you go to invest in giggles, chuckles and guffaws?
The laughing stock exchange
Where does Santa invest his money?
In Christmas Stockings and shares.
I read that Apple is going to invest in optometry...
...they are calling it iDoctor.
A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.
The entire sport is going downhill fast.
Why did the ghost invest in a fancy microphone?
because he preferred to be heard in scary-o.
I've been watching the market closely and I think I'll invest heavily in ketchup next year...
Yeah, my Heinz sight is 2020.
Invest in grills!
They're hot steakholders!
I've begun to heavily invest in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable.
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Why is Ireland the best country to invest in?
It's capital is always dublin
Got this joke from another post's comment credit to u/Nah118
You know, the cemetery business is one of the best businesses to invest in.
People are dying to get in.
I guess it's time to invest in a new lawn mower...
The one I got isn't cutting it.
I had an opportunity to invest in an orange grove in Florida
But after looking online at pictures & looking at the area I decided against it because the whole place looked shady.
I was going to invest in shares of velcro
But I heard it was a rip-off
Was going to invest in an anal bead company...
Decided it was a shitty investment.
Only a man who has made money invests,
Has earned the right to be called an expert in underwear sales
What do you call someone who invests in marijuana stocks?
I would never invest in the toilet paper industry.
It's really gone to shit.
I had an offer to invest in a diaper company. But I refused.
Seemed like a pretty crappy business to me.
I live in the south and every winter I invest a few dollars into bread companies
It’s my best bet at making dough during the winter weather
Y'all should invest in Mars one.
It's totally gonna take off.
What do you call an Alligator that invests in stock?
My friend tried to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He made some excellent points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some really good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.
He made some very good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .
He makes some excellent points.
Where does Santa invest his money?
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword business I don’t want too..
But, he makes some really good points
Why do so many people invest in Ireland?
Because the capital is always Dublin!
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