Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!

Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-am-Just-Sam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?

Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.

Chrome wasn’t built in a day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00dw0rk3r
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Don't try to "go Inception" with window installment

It's a real pain in the glass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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This mountain just installed a new CPU and processor into his pc.

It's now running on peak performance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDumbyMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested

Police say he was charged with counter fitting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epelep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Once I finally finished installing the thin wood flooring in my large living room, I thought to myself...

At lath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uncle-Zippers
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?

Counterfeiting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_sobe87
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.

I needed a creative outlet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Window installer

Never get in a fight with a window installer

They'll bring the pane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cneuf802
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong

I felt completely invalvidated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:

Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??

Making daddy proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?

Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.

Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My job installed this new faucet. Im really faucinated by it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I asked my grandfather how he was enjoying the new stairlift that was installed in his house.

He said, β€œIt’s driving me up the wall.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I installed a new range hood for an oven

Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.

Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.

Wife: Why?

Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Heists
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakir13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I have fantasised about installing irrigation my whole life

But it's just a pipe dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forrestree
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I asked the nurse giving me my covid vaccine if she moonlights as IT

because she seems really good at installing antivirus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APDeath99
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.

That escalated quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Kids grow up so fast

One minute you’re yelling at them for driving you up a wall. The next, you’re begging them to install a Stair-master...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMightyViking
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway

It escalated very quickly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midy-dk
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.

Tech Support: β€œIt seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”

Me: β€œSo?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaziestPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet

I’ve been having a blast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vtrellik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I just installed a screw in my computer.

But I can’t find the driver for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpyBottom_YT
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Today I got a job installing lightbulbs

The future is bright

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Can we uninstall 2020 and re-install it?

I think it has a virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Illiteraytion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again?

This version has a virus.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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A German friend of mine actually installed a bath around his desk !?..

Bad um tisch..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed.

Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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My buddy just installed a new counter top

I just hope he doesn’t take it for granite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I finally got work installing wooden window blinds...

I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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I was arrested for using cash that my friend gave me after I installed a new table top in his kitchen.

He gave me counter fit money.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?

Urethra Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelynumber72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,

Just let that sink in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyloWrench
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....

My neighbour is dead against it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My job installing air ducts is very frustrating...

thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I'm getting fibre installed on Saturday.

It'll be nice to finally have regular internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilbertsmith
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I used to install windows.

It was a real pane.

(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crescuesanimals
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...

Re-roofing complete.

*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...

*ahem* without hacking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Just installed a new hydration system

It was well done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrutusMaximu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.

He said, β€œI hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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