What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?
Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.
Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.
One day, I hope to open a door manufacturing and installation company.
It will be called mordor.
Urine-nation would be a great name for urinal installation company
Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors!
Nothing fancy, but was something I could always see myself doing.
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can’t rush the progress.
Chrome wasn’t built in a day!
This mountain just installed a new CPU and processor into his pc.
It's now running on peak performance
A fraudster who installs kitchen worktops for a living got arrested
Police say he was charged with counter fitting
Once I finally finished installing the thin wood flooring in my large living room, I thought to myself...
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
Window installer
Never get in a fight with a window installer
They'll bring the pane!
The plumber told me I installed the valve on my water softener wrong
I felt completely invalvidated
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
My job installed this new faucet. Im really faucinated by it
I asked my grandfather how he was enjoying the new stairlift that was installed in his house.
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
I installed a new range hood for an oven
Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.
Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.
Wife: Why?
Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
I have fantasised about installing irrigation my whole life
But it's just a pipe dream
I asked the nurse giving me my covid vaccine if she moonlights as IT
because she seems really good at installing antivirus!
Kids grow up so fast
One minute you’re yelling at them for driving you up a wall. The next, you’re begging them to install a Stair-master...
After the contractor did a poor job installing the moving stairs in our office building my boss threw him down the steps.
A cable TV installer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
I had to call tech support for my computer the other day.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
It escalated very quickly.
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
I just installed a screw in my computer.
But I can’t find the driver for it.
Today I got a job installing lightbulbs
Can we uninstall 2020 and re-install it?
Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again?
This version has a virus.
A German friend of mine actually installed a bath around his desk !?..
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed.
Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
My buddy just installed a new counter top
I just hope he doesn’t take it for granite
I finally got work installing wooden window blinds...
I SHUTTER when I think where I’d be without this job.
I was arrested for using cash that my friend gave me after I installed a new table top in his kitchen.
He gave me counter fit money.
What do you call a black lady that installs and changes catheters?
You can order bathroom fixtures online and have someone at you door in a couple days ready to install it,
I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....
My neighbour is dead against it.
My job installing air ducts is very frustrating...
thank goodness I get to VENT a lot.
I'm getting fibre installed on Saturday.
It'll be nice to finally have regular internet.
I used to install windows.
It was a real pane.
(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).
My dog initially barked when the people installing my shingles started then barked again as they finished...
Re-roofing complete.
*Edit: reworded punchline. I think it might be better said "replacing my shingles" but I cannot for the life of me edit that part...
*ahem* without hacking.
Just installed a new hydration system
One day, I plan to open a door manufacturing and installation company
It will be called More Door!
I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
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