Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What is the first step in making a solar system?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Patients who recover on Saturdays and Sundays have a weekend immune system.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
If they made a movie about our solar system ...
... the sun would be the star of the show.
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︎ May 03 2021
My doctor says I should start eating hot peppers to boost my immune system.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
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︎ Apr 27 2021
My pizza came back to haunt me from beyond the digestive system.
It was in a really crappy mood.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I've been using my new U2 navigation system this week and it's the worst...
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
How does the solar system keep it's pants from falling down?
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Which digital payment system does the pope use?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What is The metric systemβs favorite bug?
A centipede. Iβm a dad, can confirm
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Don't trust your digestive system...
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︎ Feb 17 2021
If I had to rate our solar system...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?
Because of their Auntie-bodies
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
Itβs a Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
We should have a global storage system for crops...
Some people just want to watch the World Barn.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
System of Operating
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What's a celibate person's favourite operating system?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What would happen if you give McDonalds an operating system
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What happens if you give a site foreman an operating system
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What banking system do birds use?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Errors are red, screen is blue, i think i deleted, system 32.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
My anatomy class is currently covering the skeletal system and my professor is being unreasonable with the amount of material we need to know so I made an office hour appointment to speak with him.
You can bet your ass I have a bone to pick with him.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
How does the solar system throw a party?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I hated my System Analysis and Design clasess,
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My anatomy class is covering the nervous system and I don't get any of this stuff.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Americans don't like the metric system because most of them have a foot fetish.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
My wife told me we didnβt need the surround system for our living room I bought...
I told her it was a Sound Investment.
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︎ May 09 2020
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Why does the metric system make so many friends with women?
It always wants to meter.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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︎ Apr 25 2017
The American healthcare system is UnBEARable
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I don't understand all this hate towards non traditional number systems
I for 1, love Roman numerals.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Why havenβt aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews first...... only 1 star
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why havenβt aliens visited our solar system?
They looked at our reviews: only 1 star.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Why don't aliens visit our solar system?
They looked at the reviews, only one star
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︎ Sep 20 2020
If I had to rate our solar system
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︎ Dec 18 2019
If I had to rate our solar system.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
If I had to rate the Solar System
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︎ Feb 14 2020
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet?
They checked the reviews................ only one star.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
If I had to rate our solar system,
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Why haven't aliens visited our solar system yet ?
The looked at the reviews.....only 1 star
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Why do the Americans don't like the metric system?
Because most of them have a foot fetish.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
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