Officers have nothing to go on.
They had nothing to go on.
Cops have nothing to go on
She rubbed the petrol off and drove away. While on the road, she lit a cigarette and her arm caught on fire. Concerned, she started waving her arm out the side of the car.
Amongst all this, the police pulled her over. "What am I under arrest for?" The officer replied "for having a firearm"
Don't know why, just started filling up.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Good sit go.
There was nothing coming out of the nozzle. I walked to the kiosk and i said, have you got your pumps on? He said, no, I'm wearing flip-flops
Now that is bold.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
You know why? Inflation!
He says they give him gas.
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Cops have nothing to go on.
I went inside to pay and saw two policemen in the store. I said "Did you guys see that woman out there?" They looked outside and suddenly darted out the door. I turn and see she caught her arm on fire.
The policemen threw a blanket around her and wrestled her to the ground and put out the fire. Then they gave her a ticket!
After they came inside I asked why they gave her a ticket. Turns out she didn't have a license for that firearm.
We had a station wagon.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
A hand sani-teaser....
Because you think you're going to get your hand sanitized, but you don't, cause it's empty, so it's teasing you...
It's the end of the line for me!
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
They’re looking for the culprits, but they have nothing to go on.
Choo-choo thirty, I'd say.
Son: Daddy, where is Thomas? Daddy: I don’t know, mate. Son: He must be working from home today.
Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
On my desk I have a work station...
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
A vacuum cleaner
Detectives have nothing to go on
I went to play station 5
It was his claim to flame
Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."
Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
At least I got free gas.
‘Cos she’s worth it.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!