The local police station has had its toilet stolen
Officers have nothing to go on.
Someone stole the toilet at the police station last night
Cops have nothing to go on
Got really emotional at the petrol station today.
Don't know why, just started filling up.
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Police stations dog squad got robbed today.
Police officials don’t have any leads at this time.
There's a giant fly attacking the police station
Don't worry, I've called in the SWAT team
I saw a graffiti artist spraying a police station in a thick font.
My dad doesn't like filling stations.
He says they give him gas.
What is sex like on the International Space Station?
There's an epidemic of exploding toilets at police stations.
Cops have nothing to go on.
I grew up after covered wagons, but before space stations.
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
A little boy walked into a police station
"I lost my daddy" says the boy. "We'll look for him son, don't worry: what's he like?" asked the officer. "Liquor and women."
I saw a woman at the gas station pumping gas and trying to light a cigarette
I went inside to pay and saw two policemen in the store. I said "Did you guys see that woman out there?" They looked outside and suddenly darted out the door. I turn and see she caught her arm on fire.
The policemen threw a blanket around her and wrestled her to the ground and put out the fire. Then they gave her a ticket!
After they came inside I asked why they gave her a ticket. Turns out she didn't have a license for that firearm.
What do you call a hand sanitizer station that's empty?
A hand sani-teaser....
Because you think you're going to get your hand sanitized, but you don't, cause it's empty, so it's teasing you...
What did the supervillain say when he got off at the last train station?
It's the end of the line for me!
Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.
The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."
Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station!
They’re looking for the culprits, but they have nothing to go on.
What time does the train pull into the station?
Choo-choo thirty, I'd say.
One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
A legit conversation today with my 2 1/2 year old son as we do our daily stroll past a train station that for once, has no trains stationed...
Son: Daddy, where is Thomas?
Daddy: I don’t know, mate.
Son: He must be working from home today.
Is this his first dad joke?? Strange what they must be picking up from conversations. Got me good.
My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.
I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"
A hydrogen atom runs into the police station...
... "Please help me! My electron has been stolen!" The desk officer looks up from his computer and asks: "Are you positive?"
They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk I have a work station...
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
I don't think this train has left the station.
I went over to a station where people could gather and entertain themselves with games. On the entrance was marked “5”
Thieves have broken into and stolen all the toilets at the Police Station
Detectives have nothing to go on
After the most historic series of fires ever, an arsonist goes into the police station to turn himself in.
It was his claim to flame
Handing myself into the police station after posting this
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
I ate some really spicy food at a gas station.
I left it late to get a gift for my mum for Mother’s Day. Ended up at a petrol station. I bought her some Lorry Oil...
How come it used to cost a quarter to pump your tires at the gas station, and now it costs a dollar?
An astronaut was trying to make coffee on the space station...
Astronaut 1: "I want to make coffee but I can't find any milk."
Astronaut 2: "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
A polish man walks into a police station.
Polish man: help me! Help me! My wife is trying to kill me!
Police man: calm down sir, do you have any evidence that your wife is trying to kill you?
Polish man: Yes! I opened our medicine cabinet and found Polish Remover!
What's James Bond's favorite gas station
The CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested yesterday.
He was running a Shell corporation.
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station
Investigators have nothing to go on.
Someone has stole all the toilet paper from the police station.
Police say at the moment we have nothing to go on.
Someone stole all the toilet seats at the police station.
The police are trying to find the thief but they have nothing to go on.
I saw on the news that someone just broke into my local police station and stole all the toilets.
Police say they have nothing to go on.