Stationary Bike Puns

But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.

Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.

But all the rest of the people in my bike group just make fun of all the colorful zebra print and the Lisa Frank logo.

I been working out on the stationary bike, but it doesn't look like it's getting me anywhere.

She was on the stationary bike and she said, "Hey, this has a hills plus option, I didn't know that!"

"Yea, it just comes with a bigger screen."

I have to find a new gym buddy.

Looking to buy a new bike so we're browsing the catalogues, he shows me one of those training stationary bikes, and says:

"Your aunt thought this one might fit for you, but you wouldn't get far"