This load bearing tree.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/5_Frog_Margin
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I come bearing gifs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConstipatedGibbon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakir13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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An old man lay dying under the ceiling fan which had the bearing of a military helicopter airily surveying the aftermath of a natural disaster.

Surrounded by his son, his twin daughters and a haggard-looking nurse who looked about ready to end it all if only she could find the bloody switch, he was finally breathing his last.

His son, who loved him dearly and wasn't at all sure if he had been cut out of the will or not, burst into tears at the plight of a man who would look more at home in a red woolly outfit than he ever could in drab, white linen.

"I do not wish to die today, Anthony", he intoned fixing his gaze slightly above his son's left shoulder, "there is something you must do to save me."

"Tell me what to do dad, I can't bear to look at you this way", cried Anthony.

"There is a land, not far from here, where no one ever dies. It is not for dying you see. That is where I must go."

"Where is this place father? Tell me, and I shall take you to it."

"Take me there now", he said faintly as if in great pain, "Take me to, The Living Room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyLeo1337
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Bearing me is hard [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadNigga
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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TIL During WW2, The Allies targeted the ball bearing factory in Germany where the Nazis made all of the bearings for the war.

They were trying to get the Nazi war machine to grind to a halt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgpbabs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What did the seacaptain with no sense of bearing say?

"Off course."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamiaTheDemon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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Bear pun of the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSc100
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I've been throwing bear puns at my partner all day but finally had to stop

They were going into Kodiak arrest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giftzahn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Bear puns. Help?

Hello all, what are some good bear puns/punny jokes, aside from the unbearable?

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there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?

The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.

  1. bear double meaning with tolerate

  2. pandanother thing

  3. grizzly double meaning with horrific

4)kodiak double meaning with camera

5)koalalifications

6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".

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Check out this new subreddit, made for entirely bear puns reddit.com/r/unbearable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoyBoi69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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Polar Bear Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=TCxoV…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/infiniteknight32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2013
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Help!

Coworker found a loophole and it’s mostly dressed as a bear. I’ve used all my bear puns! Help me make more! Work at a gas station/pizza place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zangoku
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Horse Puns

Funniest horse puns and jokes

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a whisky. The landlord says: β€œHey, we’ve got a whisky named after you.” The horse replies: β€œWhat, George?”


A horse trudges slowly into a pub and orders a drink. β€œEvenin’” says the barman, β€œwhy the long face?”


A horse walks into a smart cocktail bar. The doorman says: β€œWait you can’t come in here without a tie.”The horse goes out to his car, looks in the boot and gets a set of jump leads, which he ties around his neck.He goes back in and says to the barman: β€œThis alright?” The barman says: β€œHmm, ok… but don’t be starting anything.”


A poorly-looking horse limps into a bar with a bandage round his head. He orders a glass of champagne, a vintage brandy and two pints of Guinness. He downs the lot and says to the barman: β€œI shouldn’t really be drinking this with what I’ve got?” β€œWhy, what have you got?” β€œAbout Β£2 and a carrot.”


Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neighbours


A racehorse owner takes his horse to the vet. β€œWill I be able to race this horse again?,” he asks The vet replies: β€œOf course you will, and you’ll probably win!”


Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!


A dead horse walks into a bar and orders a whisky.

β€œI’m sorry, sir,” says the barman. β€œWe don’t serve spirits..


A talking horse walks into a bar and approaches the manager. β€œExcuse me, good sir,” the horse says, β€œare you hiring?” The manager looks the horse up and down and says, β€œSorry, pal. Why don’t you try the circus?” The horse nickers. β€œWhy would the circus need a bartender?”


Did you hear about the man who was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him? The doctor described his condition as stable.


What did the horse say when it fell? β€œI’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”


Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe? A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.


A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he rode back on Friday. How is this possible? The horse’s name was Friday.


Why did the pony have to gargle? Because it was a little horse!


What did the horse say when it fell? I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!


What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? Why the long face?


What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bo

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Perfect for the kids - what do you call a bear with no teeth?!

A gummy bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCKANNON
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Can’t bear this weather anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Why aren't koalas classified as bears?

Because they don't have the right koalafications!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Two bears are talking...

Bear1: β€œMan, my stomach is all tied up in knots.”

Bear2: β€œI told you not to swallow that boy-scout whole.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightHaveSharted
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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How is the British child of an Australian bear and a Antarctic sea animal like a Tupperware?

They're both koala-tea-seals!

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How do you catch a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice, then line the hole with peas. When the polar bear goes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flipperbabies666
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle01016
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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According to the second amendment, I have the right to bear arms

Now what do I do about the rest of the animal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ZEN0N_
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cake...

...because he was already stuffed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRaven9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?

None, they have bear feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What do you call a Chinese bear causing amuck?

Pandamonium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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I love the phrase "Bear with me."

It could mean "please be patient" or the "heist at the zoo" was successful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?

They are bi polar bears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What do you call a bear with no ear?

b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmisson
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What do you call a bear with no shoes?

Bearfoot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudkipfan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?

It get polaroids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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So a bear walks out of the woods onto a golf course

The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Bear with me, dog!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_stranger-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Bear Hands
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickiedaydream
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Which type of bear is most condescending?

A Pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flunkyfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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A white bear was moved to Antarctica

He ended up bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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I need help coming up with β€œbear” puns for a school project

Trying to think these up has been unbearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronin861
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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So a bear walks into a bar.

The bear says to the bartender, β€œI’ll get a whiskey and a....... A beer.”

The bartender says, β€œSure man, but what’s with the big pause?”

The bear would reply, β€œI don’t know, man. I was born with them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5x13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TylerDurdenSEA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frigatedoc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FattyPatty42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear (Courtesy of my brother)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pickle_Taryn15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Because they don't have the koalafications.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marleysapples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a bear with no ears ?

B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a bear with no ears?

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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