A Chimp off the old Glock
Names him "Dawson".
Labor & delivery at your cervix!
Back story... sitting in the garden, social distancing bbq. One of our mates has a baby who was looking for food and such. I came out with a pack of skips crisp. Baby’s mum said ‘gotta be careful, it’s got salt in it’,
To my amazement I said ‘ they contain salt!’ To which my partner replies... why do u think there so addictive’
With out thinking i spluted’ so if I put salt on my dick it will be ad-dick-tive!
No one laughed but me.
Because they think it's best for a manta rays kids.
By vitamin C section
It was our first midwife crisis.
Many years later the dad finds out one boy was adopted by a Mexican family and the other by a Muslim family.
The son from the Mexican family, Juan, reaches out to the dad as an adult and the two meet. They have a great time reconnecting and the dad finds out his other son is named Amal.
At the end of the day Juan asks his dad if he wants to meet his other son. The dad declines. Juan asks why and the dad says, “if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
Which actually proves the old saying “two Wongs don’t make a white”.
Does that make it a step child?
They are just kidding.
I decided to call him Carson.
I named him Carson
But deep down I knew she had it in her.
I just hope it isn’t today, because otherwise that’s another thing she’s right about.
In the Spring.
She must be exhausted!
The woman wakes up from her coma and the nurse explains that she has been in a coma after she gave birth to twins, one boy and one girl. The nurse says that because the woman was not able to name her children, her brother named them for her.
Woman: Oh great, what did my brother name the girl?
Nurse: He named her Denise.
Woman: That's not so bad, what about my son?
I have no clue when their next birthday will be...
They have a sea-section.