The poop deck.
the prize is a lot crappier...literally.
but I got laid off, even though the work was picking up.
This was a shitty thing to wake up to
...is a failure to spay or neuter your pet considered littering?
A cat litterate
She replied, "I love the whole kitten caboodle!"
...but I could tell he was full of shit
Because it’ll only get lit-ter
It was a cat-astrophe.
Just watched a neighborhood cat poop in my garden beside a jalapeño plant.
Now I'm going to grow shitty peppers.
I have no clue when their next birthday will be...
So she said: "You should write 'Sammy' on the litter box."
Me: (Look at her dumbfounded for a moment, stutter mildly and speak quietly for emphasis, like how you would when telling a family member that a mutual loved one is very ill) "M-Mom...I..I don't think he can read."