My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
my wife and I found out that our boy was convicted of burning down houses
no matter what he's still arson
What does a burning bird do?
It flamingoes to put itself out
what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?
Burning hot love (Made by akuanakgembala)
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
do you smell somthing burning?
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
People just don't care about burning cathedrals
Notre Single Dame Is Given
This year’s theme for Burning Man is “Metamorphoses”. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
Cattle Farmers respond to Federal Agents burning marijuana fields next door.
"In these troubled times, the steaks have never been higher."
Someone asked me to explain what burning a used condom is
I said it's just genocide in a nutshell
Why are soccer stadiums at risk for burning down?
Because of all the matches.
KID: "Hey, I was thinking… " DAD: "I thought I smelled something burning.”
I went to an orgy at Burning Man...
I have no idea why the elevator's buttons are burning hot
But I just can't put my finger on it
I yelled at the waitress for burning my toast. I told her I will not stand for it!
I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.
What bird looks like a burning circle?
What did the parents say when the police enquired about their child burning down a building
My wife an I saw our son burning down our home
And at that moment I knew it was arson
What do you call it when a star has problems with itching, swelling, bleeding, or burning "down there?"
The main reason fires in Greece are burning out of control
I mean, I learned this as a kid—you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire
What do you call a burning doll house
Men, we all want a cure for that burning STD pain...
There is a brush burning ban in my area. Wild fires.
Does this mean I can still burn combs and hair picks?
Someone in my class was talking about burning stuff...
Them: Burning Stuff is cool
Me: It's not cool, it's hot
...
They didn't get it.
What do you call a burning one dollar bill?
A hot single in your area!
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
When someone is burning in hell, is he generating soular power?
After burning my mouth on hot food...
Burning Man
My dad (a firefighter) was just arriving at Burning Man when Paul Addis had set fire to the man early. I was asleep, and woke up to my dad telling me that he was flattered that we gave him such a warm welcome.
This place is notorious for burning their pizzas
We told my father in law, that we've had seen a burning car on the way to their home...
"well, they call it combustion engine." was his only reply :D
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?
They say the business is toast.
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