His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
They say the business is toast.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
But I just can't put my finger on it
I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.
Yes that is arson
I mean, I learned this as a kid—you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire
E-Rekt
"well, they call it combustion engine." was his only reply :D
I hate japaneth alcohol
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Because they only burn on wick ends
Strong OP onion
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
He ate it before it was cool
What do you call a guy with a thermal injury to his patella?
>!Bernie!<
The egg says to the sausage "wow, amazing - a talking sausage!"
Luckily no soles were lost.
It was an extra krispy kreme
He drank it before it was cool!
(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)
That would explain the doughnuts.
Yes we arson
First.... You dig a big pit.
Like, a tiger pit, but big enough for an elephant.
Then, you fill it with leaves and debris and whatever...
Light the leaves on fire and let it burn all the way down to ash.
Next, open a can of peas (or fresh peas if you have them)...
Place the peas all along the outside of the pit, creating a ring around the whole thing...
That way, when the elephant goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash-hole.
Debris was everywhere.
They use foreskin to replace them. Only side-effect is coming out a little cockeyed.
Now his business is toast.
He used hotkeys.
They say the business is toast.
They say the business is toast.
He ate his food before it was cool
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
He ate pizza before it was cool
He ate the pizza before it was cool
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Ate their meal before it was cool.
He ate the pizza before it was cool
He ate the pizza before it was cool
By drinking coffee before it was cool.
