My dad had a burning question about grammar and I didn't know the answer so I came here to ask it.
His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"
"Or should I spread them apart?"
What does a burning bird do?
It flamingoes to put itself out
what do you call a bunch of Mormons in a burning building?
S'mormons
I'm burning a gold-scented candle.
It has a very rich aroma.
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
This yearβs theme for Burning Man is βMetamorphosesβ. There will be lots of butterfly stuff so I made a sticker.
Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house
We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"
What bird looks like a burning circle?
A flamingo.
What did the parents say when the police enquired about their child burning down a building
Yes that is arson
A combustible heap for burning a dead body as a funeral rite is $250 in Jamaica and $300 in the Bahamas.
These are the pyre rates of the Caribbean.
Yes a twist on an oft reposted joke. You are welcome.
What do you call it when a star has problems with itching, swelling, bleeding, or burning "down there?"
Asteroids.
What do you call a burning doll house
A Barbie-Que!
Men, we all want a cure for that burning STD pain...
Don't wee?
There is a brush burning ban in my area. Wild fires.
Does this mean I can still burn combs and hair picks?
What do you call a burning one dollar bill?
A hot single in your area!
What do you call it when you get a hard on from burning someone over the Internet?
E-Rekt
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
