French Person: "80" French Person: "lol blaze it"
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👤︎ u/sirmonkey95
📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today, dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 10 2018
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[Meta] Don't half ass a pun, Go in puns blazing (resubmit)
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ Nov 13 2018
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A man's son is preparing to go on a date.

Dad: You going out tonight?

Son: Yeah, just about to change really quick and head out.

Dad:. Hold on, I got something for you!

Son: ...ok...?

Dad: I got some camouflage and blaze orange for you to wear while you're out?

Son: ....?!

Dad: It's for dear hunting!

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👤︎ u/StuntsMonkey
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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👤︎ u/banginbowties
📅︎ Jul 19 2016
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What is the worst Airline name and Slogan?

"Icarus Airlines, we'll get you there with blazing speed!"

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📅︎ Jan 09 2016
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I can't believe that yesterday was 4/20.

We're just blazing through the months!

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👤︎ u/westy1822
📅︎ Apr 21 2017
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Wife just joked me

My son is watching a video on my wife's phone. It's something about Blaze meeting dinosaurs.

Wife says: they better run away from that T-rex

me:...

W: because it's a car-nivore

me: <eye roll>

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👤︎ u/doryenas
📅︎ Aug 03 2015
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. “We had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

“Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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