"Yes, my master, I have."
"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"
"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."
"And the moon, when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"
"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."
"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."
Mine CETME on fire
Cinder-ella
It was a gorgeous shade of red before; now it’s just a burnt Sienna.
Mahomes!
I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."
There are no firearms allowed in this building.
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
She was waving an illegal fire arm.
...surely you've heard of the "dragon drop" interface.
I found the perfect match!
Fire works
A blazer
OK dear but please do not scream or you will wake up your mom too
I have come to the conclusion that the reason for trolls causing flame wars is a direct result of Dungeons and Dragons.
See, in dungeons and Dragons, the only way to kill a troll is with fire and acid. So when a troll enters a forum thread, the flame war that erupts is an attempt to kill the troll with fire.
I suppose an acid war could also erupt, but those who would use acid seem too stoned to care.
A blazer
