Why do nuns smoke weed

To get high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-Glen_AdamM
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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What do you smoke when you're underwater?

A seagar :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermoustache0
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Doctor to patient do you smoke?

Patient: yes.

Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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Going up in smoke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I'm looking for someone to take care of my toddler that doesn't do drugs or smoke cigarettes.

Seriously, he's been teetotal for months now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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What do you call a family that smokes weed together?

Joint family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Why doesn't Santa smoke?

Because it's bad for his elf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snozzcumberbatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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One prostitute turned to another and asked Yolanda, do you smoke after sex?

Yolanda said, I don't know I never checked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?

Fries

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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hey, do you smoke pot?

because weed be cute together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing

Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.

(I'll see myself out)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I smoke my weed on the toilet

I'm high on pot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spartan2024
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker

I guess the steaks were pretty high

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do fishes smoke ?

Sea Weed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day

I had a cigarette instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhackert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?

Highlander!!! 😊

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?

A weedwacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenIISD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.

He must be part of some extreme mist group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My favorite sound is the smoke detector...

β€˜cause that’s how I know supper is almost ready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I'd smoke a cigarette every time after sex...

Thanks to my wife I've stopped smoking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamNotFonseca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do ducks smoke?

Quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why do people smoke weed and meditate?

They're trying to reach a higher self.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levivilla4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:

We call him Ciggy Stardust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Remember when you could smoke in a bar ?

Now you can't even drink in one !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a magician that smokes?

A wheezard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglarinn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I’m going to pick up a pack of smokes

See you when you’re 30

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edisonsucksdc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?

As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cnuttyforehead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?

He becomes a high priest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What does Perry the Platypus smoke?

Doobie doobie doobah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flygonneedsmega
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What do French people smoke?

Oui'd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What does a lizard smoke?

Mariguana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communismal
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her

I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillRespectively1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What's a family called where everyone smokes??

A joint family

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinish_anand
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Doctor to Patient do you smoke?

Patient: yes

Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.

He must be in some extreme mist group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.

Clothes, but no cigar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:

We call him Ciggy Stardust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What do you call a magician who smokes?

A wheez-ard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Secretseacrits549
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do French people smoke?

Oui'd

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