What do you smoke when you're underwater?
Doctor to patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes.
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
I'm looking for someone to take care of my toddler that doesn't do drugs or smoke cigarettes.
Seriously, he's been teetotal for months now.
What do you call a family that smokes weed together?
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Why doesn't Santa smoke?
Because it's bad for his elf.
One prostitute turned to another and asked Yolanda, do you smoke after sex?
Yolanda said, I don't know I never checked.
What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
hey, do you smoke pot?
because weed be cute together
I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
I smoke my weed on the toilet
I once watched a couple of cows smoke weed and play poker
I guess the steaks were pretty high
I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day
I had a cigarette instead
What do you call a Scotsman who smokes weed ?
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
My favorite sound is the smoke detector...
‘cause that’s how I know supper is almost ready.
I'd smoke a cigarette every time after sex...
Thanks to my wife I've stopped smoking.
Why do people smoke weed and meditate?
They're trying to reach a higher self.
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
Remember when you could smoke in a bar ?
Now you can't even drink in one !
What do you call a magician that smokes?
I’m going to pick up a pack of smokes
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
What happens when your local pastor smokes a blunt?
What does Perry the Platypus smoke?
What do French people smoke?
What does a lizard smoke?
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
What's a family called where everyone smokes??
Doctor to Patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
I went to a smoke shop to discover that it has been replaced by an apparel store.
My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
What do you call a magician who smokes?
What do French people smoke?
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