Why did the Cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call poetry that was written by people smoking marijuana?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
The farmer was very concerned when his cows got into his marijuana crop.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
We need to crack down on Marijuana usage
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︎ Aug 07 2020
My neighbor just got arrested for illegally growing Marijuana.
Turns out my property line is not as far as I thought it was.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I replaced all of the incense in the Friar's room with Marijuana.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
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︎ May 08 2020
What do French people call marijuana?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What does a French person call Marijuana?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I've finally fused marijuana with hard liquor!
Go on, take pot shots at my invention!
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
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︎ Jul 26 2020
What do you call a herd of cows gambling at a marijuana dispensary?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I gave marijuana to a cow
The steaks were high, but it was worth it
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︎ May 10 2020
Those who were firm in their beliefs when China banned marijuana...the people who kept growing and selling.
They are known as the pot stickers.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
What does a marijuana bush say to Snoop Dogg?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why did Odysseus visit the marijuana dispensary?
He was sailing for Indica
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Police are looking for a man selling marijuana to birds.
Eyewitnesses report he left no tern unstoned.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Why did the cops mix slabs of sirloin into their suspect's marijuana cigarette?
They were staking out the joint.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.
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︎ May 27 2020
Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...
In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...
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︎ Dec 20 2019
βNationβs Geologists demand more money for Marijuana researchβ I guess those geologists are a bunch of Stoners.
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︎ May 04 2020
A farmer was trying his best to remove his cows from a nearby marijuana plantation
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︎ Jun 12 2020
I just watched a documentary on marijuana,
I suggest you watch all documentaries this way.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
βDad, when you were in college, what was your position on marijuana?β
Dad: Slumped in a beanbag chair, mostly.
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Iβm definitely the biggest anti-marijuana activist I know.
I always smoke my competition.
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︎ May 23 2020
I discovered there is a kitchen appliance that can grow marijuana really fast.
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︎ May 01 2020
I'm scared the cops are gonna discover I've been using my cattle farm to illegally grow marijuana
The steaks have never been higher
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︎ Sep 22 2019
My dealer deals marijuana really cheap.
When it comes to bags, it's a dollar for twenty.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
I was playing a poker game and gambled with marijuana-infused beef
it was high steaks but i think it was worth it
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Marijuana and coffee are my favorite combination.
They're the reason ice mocha a lot of weed
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I do a magic show where I make marijuana and cocaine disappear
It's all just a bunch of smoke and mirrors
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︎ Aug 13 2019
You know why you should be my partner in the marijuana businesses?
Because you know I wonβt smoke up all the profits.
Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. π
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︎ Dec 01 2019
I went to a concert and everyone was smoking marijuana,
you could say it was a little phishy
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What do you call a military police unit that Specializes in the stoppage of marijuana sale?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Thereβs no marijuana in our house
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Cattle Farmers respond to Federal Agents burning marijuana fields next door.
"In these troubled times, the steaks have never been higher."
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Police are looking for a man who was seen selling Marijuana to birds.
Eyewitness reports say that he left no Tern Unstoned.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back
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︎ Aug 17 2019
A cow got into the marijuana field...
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
I watched a documentary on marijuana. Theyβre more interesting that way.
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