Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?

Cause that's when the steaks are highest.

Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I went to a concert and everyone was smoking marijuana,

you could say it was a little phishy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aite-buddy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: People are now smoking marijuana in record numbers, reaching an all time high.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeepguy797
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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My cows started smoking marijuana.

The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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A person asked a Muslim scholar of its allowed to smoke marijuana in his country?

He replied: only gays get stoned here

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What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?

A weedwacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GenIISD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Dr: do you smoke? Dad: yeah dr: cigarettes, Marijuana?

Mostly brisket and pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastern-Medium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Doctor to patient do you smoke?

Patient: yes.

Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

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I've got a pet donkey who listens to Dr. Dre, smokes marijuana and stays out all night

He's such a badass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admblackhawk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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My dad said he used to smoke marijuana in the 60s

but now he smokes at any temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flipnred
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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You know why you should be my partner in the marijuana businesses?

Because you know I won’t smoke up all the profits.

Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchyRs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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my girlfriends sister made a dad joke

she was picking up pine cones and I asked what she wanted them for. she said her husband needed them to smoke the bees.

me: "why smoke the bees? why not just smoke marijuana?"

her: "we want to get a good buzz"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/valeceb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I want to live to be 90"

Doctor: "Do you drink alcohol?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Smoke marijuana?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Do any other drugs or partying?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Fool around with a lot of loose women?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "...what to you want to live to 90 for?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FemmClandango
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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