Marijuana Smoking Puns

Cause that's when the steaks are highest.

Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.

you could say it was a little phishy

The steaks have never been higher.

He replied: only gays get stoned here

A weedwacker.

Mostly brisket and pork.

Patient: yes.

Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?

Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.

He's such a badass.

but now he smokes at any temperature.

Because you know I won’t smoke up all the profits.

Recreational marijuana was just legalized here in the state of Michigan, so my dad just had to make a joke. 🙄

she was picking up pine cones and I asked what she wanted them for. she said her husband needed them to smoke the bees.

me: "why smoke the bees? why not just smoke marijuana?"

her: "we want to get a good buzz"

Doctor: "Do you drink alcohol?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Smoke marijuana?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Do any other drugs or partying?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Fool around with a lot of loose women?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "...what to you want to live to 90 for?"