I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
What do dogs get when their joints get sore?
Why are hippies always sharing their joints?
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
I rolled my first joint last night.
Today I have an ankle the size of a football.
>!Mind you, thanks to this really good weed I am feeling no pain at all.!<
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
I don’t always roll a joint but when I do...
Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?
They were just following the chicken!
My friend got fined by the cops when they saw him smoking a joint in a greenhouse.
People in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.
A man held up a pizza joint at knifepoint
No one knows who’ll get the slice
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
What is Dracula's least favorite fast food joint?
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
If you're experiencing joint pain
You probably shouldnt be holding the lit end
I rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks until I can use my ankle again.
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
If you smoke a joint on a ski lift...
Would it then be called a Gonja-la?
This pun was a joint effort
The guy working at the gas station was smoking a joint when I walked in...
That place has the highest customer service.
A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
My friend started a java joint run by himself in Tel Aviv...
It's call HeBrews Coffee.
What do you call it when a pirate has sore joints?
What do you get when you roll a joint with a page from the dictionary?
I saw a group of boys enter a burger joint...
I don't know I think it was Five Guys.
When Cheech and Chong broke up, do you think they fought for Joint custody?
I saw my friend standing outside in the rain, smoking a joint.
I said, “This is fine. As long as you don’t in hail.”
Which joint of the body can play both Football & Baseball?
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
Why did 19 get in trouble for stealing a joint?
Don't ever open a joint bank account with a cowgirl.
She might beat you to the draw.
A fastidious fry cook at a local friend chicken joint had a different cutting board for every part of the chicken....
One day he decided to get a whole new set of cutting boards from Acme Board Co. However, while doing prep for all-you-can-eat hotwings night, he dropped one of the boards and it shattered.
He said, "Well, back to the old raw wing board."
If two broke pot-heads pooled their money to buy a blunt would you call it a joint venture?
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
I just rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
I don’t always roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually an ankle
I don’t always roll a joint
But when I do, it’s my ankle
I don't always roll a joint
But when I do it's usually an ankle
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used it to roll his joint.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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