There’s a saying in math that goes, “It’s as easy as solving a collection of symbols that jointly express a quantity.”
I though it was an odd expression
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
I rolled my first joint last night.
Today I have an ankle the size of a football.
>!Mind you, thanks to this really good weed I am feeling no pain at all.!<
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
I don’t always roll a joint but when I do...
This helps weed out the weak.
Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?
They were just following the chicken!
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
A man held up a pizza joint at knifepoint
No one knows who’ll get the slice
My friend got fined by the cops when they saw him smoking a joint in a greenhouse.
People in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
What is Dracula's least favorite fast food joint?
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
If you're experiencing joint pain
You probably shouldnt be holding the lit end
I rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks until I can use my ankle again.
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
If you smoke a joint on a ski lift...
Would it then be called a Gonja-la?
When Cheech and Chong broke up...
I wonder if they had to fight over joint custody?
The guy working at the gas station was smoking a joint when I walked in...
That place has the highest customer service.
This pun was a joint effort
My friend started a java joint run by himself in Tel Aviv...
It's call HeBrews Coffee.
A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
Snoop Dogg met with an Accident.What did he break.
What do you call it when a pirate has sore joints?
I saw a group of boys enter a burger joint...
I don't know I think it was Five Guys.
What do you get when you roll a joint with a page from the dictionary?
Someone punched the blunt I was smoking.
I saw my friend standing outside in the rain, smoking a joint.
I said, “This is fine. As long as you don’t in hail.”
What happens when two weed companies merge together?
They become a joint venture!
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll up a joint…
He’s now high on my list of priorities.
I just rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
I don’t always roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually an ankle
I don’t always roll a joint
But when I do, it’s my ankle
I don't always roll a joint
But when I do it's usually an ankle
When Cheech and Chong broke up, do you think they fought for Joint custody?
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