I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
Why does Shaggy always let Scooby roll their joints?
Shaggy's joints don't always turn out good, but Scooby's foodies do.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
What do dogs get when their joints get sore?
I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
Why are hippies always sharing their joints?
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
I rolled my first joint last night.
Today I have an ankle the size of a football.
>!Mind you, thanks to this really good weed I am feeling no pain at all.!<
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
I don’t always roll a joint but when I do...
What do you call a family that smokes weed together?
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
My buddy and I used to be Marijuana dealers and we always split our profits evenly between us.
Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?
They were just following the chicken!
This helps weed out the weak.
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
My friend got fined by the cops when they saw him smoking a joint in a greenhouse.
People in glass houses shouldn’t get stoned.
A man held up a pizza joint at knifepoint
No one knows who’ll get the slice
Why did Karen press CTRL + Alt + Delete?
She wanted the Task Manager.
I rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks until I can use my ankle again.
If you're experiencing joint pain
You probably shouldnt be holding the lit end
What is Dracula's least favorite fast food joint?
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
How do stoner couples file their taxes?
If you smoke a joint on a ski lift...
Would it then be called a Gonja-la?
I had pain my knees, but with the help of my doctor, I feel better.
The guy working at the gas station was smoking a joint when I walked in...
That place has the highest customer service.
Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate, but my roommate used the paper to roll up his joint
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to see again.
A couple of cows were smokin’ a joint and playin’ cards...
...that’s right, the steaks were pretty high.
I saw some cows in the field smoking a joint and playing poker.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker
That's right!! The steaks were pretty high.
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
I just rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
I don’t always roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually an ankle
I don’t always roll a joint
But when I do, it’s my ankle
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