I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heβs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
ποΈ 20k
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οΈ Dec 03 2020
What do dogs get when their joints get sore?
ποΈ 187
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οΈ Jan 23 2021
Why are hippies always sharing their joints?
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jan 10 2021
I'm going to open a pizza joint where they shake a box a bit before they hand it to you.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
ποΈ 436
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οΈ Sep 20 2020
What is it called when you share a joint and it spreads the virus?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
I left a couple of joints in my Ford Fiesta
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Nov 14 2020
I rolled my first joint last night.
Today I have an ankle the size of a football.
>!Mind you, thanks to this really good weed I am feeling no pain at all.!<
ποΈ 49
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
I donβt often roll joints...
But when I do itβs usually my ankle
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
I'm going to my Jamaican chiropractor to get some joint relief.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Aug 18 2020
I donβt always roll a joint but when I do...
ποΈ 204
π
οΈ Mar 20 2020
Why did the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff cross the road?
They were just following the chicken!
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Jun 11 2020
My friend got fined by the cops when they saw him smoking a joint in a greenhouse.
People in glass houses shouldnβt get stoned.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ May 14 2020
A man held up a pizza joint at knifepoint
No one knows whoβll get the slice
ποΈ 6
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οΈ May 17 2020
I saw a stoner fall over every time he took a puff of his joint
Turns out he was smoking Tumbleweed
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Apr 22 2020
My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.
He is now high on my list of priorities.
ποΈ 11k
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οΈ Mar 30 2018
What is Dracula's least favorite fast food joint?
ποΈ 16
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οΈ Feb 21 2020
I want to open a Jamaican-Spanish-Irish small plates breakfast joint.
We're going to call it "Tapas the Morning to Ja"
ποΈ 28
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
If you're experiencing joint pain
You probably shouldnt be holding the lit end
ποΈ 81
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οΈ Sep 20 2019
Pass the Joint [OC]
ποΈ 303
π
οΈ Jul 19 2019
I rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says itβll be a few weeks until I can use my ankle again.
ποΈ 121
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οΈ Aug 04 2019
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Mar 17 2020
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Dec 29 2019
This pun was a joint effort
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Jul 15 2019
The guy working at the gas station was smoking a joint when I walked in...
That place has the highest customer service.
ποΈ 27
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οΈ Oct 01 2019
A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display...
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Nov 23 2019
My friend started a java joint run by himself in Tel Aviv...
It's call HeBrews Coffee.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Nov 28 2019
What do you call it when a pirate has sore joints?
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Oct 03 2019
I saw a group of boys enter a burger joint...
I don't know I think it was Five Guys.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Oct 22 2019
What do you get when you roll a joint with a page from the dictionary?
ποΈ 64
π
οΈ Jul 01 2019
When Cheech and Chong broke up, do you think they fought for Joint custody?
ποΈ 40
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οΈ Dec 16 2018
I saw my friend standing outside in the rain, smoking a joint.
I said, βThis is fine. As long as you donβt in hail.β
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Jul 06 2019
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Aug 21 2018
Which joint of the body can play both Football & Baseball?
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Jun 24 2019
Why did 19 get in trouble for stealing a joint?
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Jul 29 2019
Don't ever open a joint bank account with a cowgirl.
She might beat you to the draw.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jun 19 2019
A fastidious fry cook at a local friend chicken joint had a different cutting board for every part of the chicken....
One day he decided to get a whole new set of cutting boards from Acme Board Co. However, while doing prep for all-you-can-eat hotwings night, he dropped one of the boards and it shattered.
He said, "Well, back to the old raw wing board."
ποΈ 7
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οΈ May 24 2019
If two broke pot-heads pooled their money to buy a blunt would you call it a joint venture?
ποΈ 18
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οΈ Mar 30 2018
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
Heβs now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
ποΈ 11k
π
οΈ Jun 04 2019
I just rolled a joint for the first time in my life.
The doctor says itβll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
ποΈ 104
π
οΈ Nov 20 2019
I donβt always roll joints...
But when I do itβs usually an ankle
ποΈ 108
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οΈ May 07 2019
I donβt always roll a joint
But when I do, itβs my ankle
ποΈ 56
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οΈ Apr 25 2019
I don't always roll a joint
But when I do it's usually an ankle
ποΈ 41
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οΈ Apr 18 2019
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used it to roll his joint.
He is now high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
ποΈ 31
π
οΈ Nov 11 2018
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