I said, "Sure, why not?"
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!
I told him they will be mist
You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
He says they have everything
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
But I failed the vision test
He is now a Pa Pa
Because he was antisocial
"…it has a lot of sax and violins."
the bloods or the crypts
When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
I needed to cosine for him.
He felt it was his patriotic doody!
To go to the Moooooooooon
I would hate for them to resort to violins.
I Reddit was a good platform.
Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)
Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,
Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.
Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.
So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.
Answer these 3 questions in your reply:
Only apply if:
We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:
Don't apply if:
We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.
But my mummy wouldn't let me.
But somebody talked me out of it.
Come to think of IT.
The Hus Band!
The king offered him a free palace stein
Because he found their compound interesting.
It was her mourning run.
The Potassium Potassium Potassium
I'll just have to weigh the prose and the cons.
He thought it was the Just-Ice League!
But she was born overdue and her birthday is next week.