I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Before I join a contest, I always make my dog urinate on a photograph of the other contenders.

It gives me a leg up on the competition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BubzTheDeranged
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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My nose should join the olympics

It' really good at running

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What is the hardest cult to join?

The diffi-cult

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammad5271
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I was going to join the debating team at University...

But I was talked out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why did you join Reddit?

I Reddit was a good app.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I was once offered the chance to join a secret club, where anyone who asks a question is permanently banned.

I said, "Sure, why not?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call identical twins that join the police force?

Copies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OlafThePeach
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What made me join this sub v.redd.it/1qz0gp4ins761
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πŸ‘€︎ u/12DollarBurrito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor

I told him they will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamiestonee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why did the Turkey want to join a band?

Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cruffmusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I was excited to join the Autopsy Club

Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Formaldefortress
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What do you call a Priest that joins a Karate Dojo?

Father-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiamGTodMoc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why were Mary and Joseph not able to join a conference call?

Because there was no Zoom at the Inn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanAhJustSay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!

It’s called The Greatest Snowman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whaddayagondo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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My friend want me to join him in hoarding

He says they have everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?

You should check it out, it’s a really good Martian Scores’easy film

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I tried to join the psychic police force

But I failed the vision test

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call your sister who joins ISIS?

BYE-SIS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poedan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call it when Onision joins reddit?

A predditor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monado_boii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My brother just had twins so I invited him to join the group.

He is now a Pa Pa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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My kid wanted to join the orchestra. I said "sorry, but you're way too young for that…"

"…it has a lot of sax and violins."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PimplupXD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My wife says I should join a gym...

Over my dad body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why didn’t the old man want to join the socialist party?

Because he was antisocial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eagle4523
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My son (3M) keeps asking if he can join the military.

When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mush_Tilly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Someone in a supermarket is eager to join the pun-community
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πŸ‘€︎ u/llondru-es
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What gangs would a vampire join?

the bloods or the crypts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeraldninja_yt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Don’t join dangerous cults.

Practice Safe Sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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One time my friends really wanted me to join them for a fishing excursion. I didn't want to at first but eventually joined them...

I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.

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My son wanted to join a really expensive math college but he didn't have enough money...

I needed to cosine for him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arickg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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r/dadjokes is recruiting moderators, join us!

Update: Thanks for all your applications! Give /u/parin89 and I a few days to take a look and confer!
(if you haven't put your application in yet, you've still got time)

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Greetings /r/dadjokes subscribers,

Years have passed since this sub started up, and there are now literally millions of you. Whoa.

Two million people is just two many two handle for two moderators. Especially these days, when both /u/parin89 and I have two many other responsibilities and a whole lot less time. I'm 200% sure most of you would agree that more mods are needed.

So we're looking for 5 more moderators to get involved. If you're keen to apply, read the rest of this post and answer the three questions in your comment response.

Answer these 3 questions in your reply:

  1. How would you describe a dad joke?
  2. Do you currently moderate any other subreddits? If yes, which ones.
  3. You see a post that is not breaking the rules or reddit's posting guidelines, but is generally disliked by the community. What do you do?

Only apply if:

  • You're a reasonable, fair-minded and patient human
  • You're in it to keep this community a happy, friendly and safe place for other humans
  • You've got previous mod experience from a decent sized community (let's say... 5k+)
  • You're cool with the first few months being a trial run
  • You understand that while we could use more active moderation, and would benefit from a few more rules, one of the things that makes this community great is that it's pretty open (after all, dad jokes repeat a lot and not every "repost" is necessarily an opportunistic attempt to game karma)

We'd benefit from a few practical things as well, it would be great if:

  • You live in a timezone that covers off either the USA, the UK, Australia (we'd like a spread)
  • You've got some automod experience
  • You've got some sub-customisation experience

Don't apply if:

  • You're ready to come out swinging with a power tripping ban hammer
  • You're more concerned about Internet points than real people

We'll leave this stickied for a week and then come back to message a few people and make some selections.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tali3sin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why did the cow join NASA?

To go to the Moooooooooon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AllTh1ngsAreONE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I refuse to let my kids join orchestra.

I would hate for them to resort to violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentEdge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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When I was a teenager, I wanted to join a pyramid scheme.

But my mummy wouldn't let me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreatGreenGobbo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why did the reluctant knight finally decide to join the crusade?

The king offered him a free palace stein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I'm inviting everyone to join me in a thought-session of Stephen King's iconic shape-shifting clown.

Come to think of IT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ankit_dey
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What musical group do men join once they get married?

The Hus Band!

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why did the accountant join a cult?

Because he found their compound interesting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwayne_jetski69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What club do racist scientists join?

The Potassium Potassium Potassium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unkempt_ROUS
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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My friend tried to get me to join his MLM scheme of selling devices for establishing a horizontal line by means of a bubble in a liquid that shows adjustment to the horizontal by movement to the center of a glass tube...

It'd make cents off so many levels.

/edit:rephrased punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why did the widow join a marathon?

It was her mourning run.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andeleidun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a knife that joins the track team?

Blade Runner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theinfinitejaguar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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When you join r/puns and feel at home.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtDansBedPan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why did you guys join Reddit?

I Reddit was a good platform.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rmath12
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I was going to join the debating team.

But somebody talked me out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Don't join dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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