Knee Joint Puns

A list of puns related to "Knee Joint"

My left knee has never committed a crime.

I can’t say the same for his felony.

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👤︎ u/nate_hawwk
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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My wife asked me if I wanted any joint gifts this year.

I said yes. A knee brace.
She didn't get it at first. It took her a splint second.

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👤︎ u/schwano
📅︎ Dec 09 2015
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Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns

No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.

So I need Reddit's help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!

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👤︎ u/RustyMoth
📅︎ Apr 25 2018
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TIL Bangkok surgeons always keep a pair of tweezers on them.

You never know when you may need to operate on Thai knee joints.

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👤︎ u/nnadeau
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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