Guys give me some good KNEE puns. Yes, i am In-Knee-ciating, this because i really knee-d it
Just a stranger in kneed of some knee puns
No, really. I have a report on knees due this week, but I got too inebriated to finish on my own. My partner got pissed at me, which I understand because this project is a joint effort and all.
So I need Reddit's help to come up with some good ones to save the day and make the class laugh!
When you're down, by the sea, and an eel bites your knee...
Had knee surgery today
While the nurse was getting me ready to go, she had to disconnect the wires and take off all tabs. She said there all wires removed. I said “thanks now I am wireless!”
The wife groaned
Why do doctors hit your knee?
They get a small kick out of it
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
A football player goes to the doctor and says "It hurts whenever I touch my face, knee and elbow." The doctor says,
"You've broken your hand."
What do you call a guy with an ant on his knee?
As we were at the top of the Eiffel Tower watching a beautiful sunset, I got down on one knee and said, “Honey?”
She gasped audibly and said, “Yeah?”
I said, “Help! My knee is made of magnets!”
Hello, my name is Richard, and I have a bad knee..
You can call me Limp Dick
I took my son to see Santa today, but as soon as he sat on his knee he started crying. "What's wrong?" I asked.
"It's this job! I hate it!"
Why did the kid rub herbs on his scraped knee?
Because his Dad told him thyme heals all wounds.
Do you know when Chinese greet each other, they always ask about their knee?
Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees
From a botched stunt, an actor took an arrow to the knee.
He's okay though, this is Hollywood, it was a faux knee arrow.
Did you hear Bruce Lee hit his knee
My wife's knees hurt...i tild her she needs knee braces
My girlfriend hit her knee on a drawer handle
I heard my girlfriend from the kitchen say "Ow!"
I walked in and said "what happened?"
She said pointed to a drawer handle and said "I knee'd this"
I said, "Well, I can get you more"
My son and I both have knee problems
Why did Chuck Norris wear knee pads?
He never liked Bruised Knee
Spitting image, * slaps knee*
When I was a kid, I fell down and hurt my knee. As I sat there crying, my father came over to check on me.
Dad pointed to a red area near the top of my knee that was obviously the injury and said “where does it hurt? Is it your high knee, (then he points much lower) or your low knee?”
I respond, “it’s my high knee.”
Dad says, “it’s your heinie??! I thought you hurt your knee!”
I remember being furious. I have now pulled this one on my five year old, and I can’t wait until my one year old is old enough to be on the receiving end of it as well.
Mickey to Goofy: My knee hurts!
Goofy: Which one?
Mickey: Disney!
What would you call your knee if it engages in a rap battle? Disney
I got down on one knee and asked her if she'd be the mother to my kids, she said yes...
Guess who's gonna find a bunch of losers in a box tomorrow morning at their doorstep.
finding knee-mole, third part in the trilogy
Picture of my fiancee's knee cap.
Anytime someone hurts their knee try these:
Ask where it hurts and then say "oh so you hurt your High-knee" if it's the top of the knee, or "oh you hurt your Below-knee" if it's lower. My dumbest but favorite joke I've come up with.
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
I saw my son scratching his knee
I asked him if he had a 123.
Confused, he looked at me and asked what I meant.
I stared back and said, you have an ichi ni san.
What is it called when your knee transplant fails?
I tapped my 11 year old son’s knee yesterday and said “what organ is this?” He said “umm, my leg?” I said “nope it’s your kid knee”.
This is so funny (sofa knee)
So damn funny that I slapped my knee on that
I was in the gym the other day, when I saw a man get down on one knee and propose to his girlfriend. Unfortunately she said no!
Well that didn't workout...
I need some knee puns please
My dad had knee surgery yesterday And my wife made some cookies, she wants to write some witty knee jokes on them with frosting and we "kneed" your help! Thank you in advance all your beautiful people !
My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knee to test their reflexes.
He really gets a kick out of it.
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