If Dollar Tree stocked "golden calf" figurines, it might be renamed "I Dollar Tree."
My neighbor is a farmer and asked for name suggestions for her new born calf that start with the letter J.
I suggested Jerky.
Do you ever wonder if a cow thinks her calf who won't nurse.....
Is an utter disappointment?
What Do Gordon Ramsey's Calf's Feel Like After Running A Marathon?
FUCKING RAW!!!!!
Whatβs the best calf exercise?
Grass graises
Why was there a dead calf in the boot of a Germans car?
Itβs his spare veal
After getting my calf tattoo'd I thought I'd also get my achilles done
If a baby cow is called a calf what is a baby pig called?
A hamstring.
Doctor: βYouβve damaged several muscles including your calf and your quad.β
Patient: βIs that true, or are you just pulling my leg?β
My wife calls me loudly: βI think I did something to my leg, my calf really hurtsβ
Me: Well donβt have a cow about it
Got a Calf tattooed on my calf imgur.com/mjgvsus
Why did the hungry baby calf cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
My mom was telling a sweet story about how a herd of elephants we're keeping a deceased calf with them on their Journey
Without missing a beat my dad goes "Why didn't they just keep him in the trunk.
I'm still laughing like a drunken seal.
My friend believes in reincarnation and says in his former life, he was a calf slaughtered for the meat.
Very revealing.
I responded to an ad for a calf model...
It was an awkward day at the dairy farmerβs magazine.
My personal trainer said I should start doing calf raises.
I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.
What did the buffalo say as he dropped his calf off at school?
Bison
Before she got her monkey, Dora the Explorer used to have a cute little pet calf.
He was a Dora bull.
What do you call the meat of your calf?
Bologna
What did the buffalo mom say to her calf when it was time for him to leave the heard?
"Bison."
Aaron Rodgers played with an injured calf on Sunday (X-Post from /r/GreenBayPackers)
What did the mama cow say to her calf?
It's pasture bedtime.
One of my cows had a calf today.
Now she's de-calf-enated.
What did the calf want to be when she grew up?
A moosician.
What did the skydiving calf say as he jumped out of the plane?
Cowabunga!
What did the farmer say to the calf at midnight?
"Get to bed! It's pasture bed time!!"
