I suggested Jerky.
Is an utter disappointment?
It’s his spare veal
Patient: “Is that true, or are you just pulling my leg?”
Me: Well don’t have a cow about it
To get to the udder side.
Without missing a beat my dad goes "Why didn't they just keep him in the trunk.
I'm still laughing like a drunken seal.
It was an awkward day at the dairy farmer’s magazine.
I can barely lift up my cat, let alone a baby cow.
He was a Dora bull.
It's pasture bedtime.
Now she's de-calf-enated.