Calf (leg) Puns

Me: Well don’t have a cow about it

That's probably because of all the calf raises they do all the time.

Patient: “Is that true, or are you just pulling my leg?”

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!

What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!

Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")

I think it has a calf.

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef

Why didn't the pregnant cow want to take aerobics?

She didn't want to sprain her calf.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

de-calf-inated

Why do cows wear bells?

because their horns don't work

We’re celebrating and in the middle of the room he pulls up his pant leg and starts massaging his calf.

Me, thinking I’m smart, ask my 6yo daughter to ask my father how old his calf is.

6yo: “Pipa, how old is that calf?”

Pipa: “75, you’d think it’d be a cow by now.”

What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom What do you call a cow with one leg? A Steak What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milk shake What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf (inated)