My doctor friend is addicted to hitting his patients on their knees to check their reflexes.

He really gets a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.

It’s the bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My legs aren’t made for walking

They’re bees knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bearclawbear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Do Penguins Have Knees?

Or just Bee's Knees suits?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidmentat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My beekeeping brother stumbled upon my collection of honeybee legs, screaming "What the hell is this?"

I responded, "It's none of your bee's knees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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Which part of an insect is the coolest?

The bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WarlikeDisco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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In my school play, I played the back half of a wasp.

I thought I was the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I'm going to start a conservationist website focussing specifically on the joints of stinging insects.

It's the bees' knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackHarrison1010
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2016
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My dad was somehow prepared to drop this once in a lifetime line...

The circumstances for this joke were so specific I don't think it will ever be repeated.

Yesterday morning I stopped by my parent's house and my mom had just made coffee. She buys "raw unfiltered honey" from a local farmers market to sweeten the coffee. First she handed my dad his cup, then she was about to put a spoonful of honey in mine when she stopped and said "there's something in this honey!"

I looked at it and it was literally a bee's hairy little leg. I looked in the jar and found one more. I said "its no big deal, im sure its fine", then I picked out the legs. Just then my dad takes a big sip and makes an "Ahhh" sound like he's satisfied. He then holds up the cup and smiles at us like he's in a 1950's Folgers commercial and says "This coffee is the BEE'S KNEES!"

It was epic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robinson217
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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The pollen basket or corbicula is part of the tibia on the hind legs of certain species of bees. They use the structure in harvesting pollen and returning it to the nest or hive.

The bees think that this ability is just the bee's knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate601
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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When discussing what to order from lunch

Him: "The turkey meatballs are the bee's knees" Me: "Actually they are the turkey's breasts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bnicoletti82
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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