So my brother just hit me with this one. He looks around asking if anyone had a hat. He eventually got one and put it on my knee and says "look, its a knee-cap." He then starts to laugh pretty hard.
I canβt say the same for his felony.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
The doctor told me: "Your patella measures 2.54 cm." By surprise, I said: "Inch high knees?" The doctor replied: "δ½ ηι«ιͺ¨ε°Ίε―ΈηΊ2.54εη±³"
Tony: Hey Steve. Come over here.
Steve: Yeah?
Tony: Look at this.
Tony: shows Steve a picture of a knee
Steve: Whatβs that?
Tony: Itβs your knee, Cap.
Sitting in a lecture I was playing with a piece of paper, crushing to a vague bowl shape, which I subsequently placed on my knee so that it looked kind of like a little hat. My friend leans over and picks it up, but then puts it back, saying, "It fits perfectly."
So I lean back and whisper in his ear,
"That's because it's a knee cap."
I walked around, picking up discarded bottle caps and put them on peoples knees and would just look at them and say "...Knee Cap."
And walk away.
