45 Hilarious Cat Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My brother said he didn’t like cat puns.

I asked why and he said, “They freak meowt.”

After a moment of me staring at him, he said, “Seriously, I’m not kitten.”

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👤︎ u/EpicWinterWolf

📅︎ May 25 2021

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Cat Puns!

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👤︎ u/liveda4th

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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Not enough Christian furry cat puns around here.

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👤︎ u/nukes_or_aliens

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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Cat Puns never end

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👤︎ u/thebeastyboi75

📅︎ Oct 24 2018

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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus

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👤︎ u/namtag24

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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Came across this, looking for any other words that can be turned into cat puns. Any ideas? reddit.com/r/catpuns/comm…

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👤︎ u/WispyNarwhal

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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Cats puns be like

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👤︎ u/hensor_brosen

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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Classic cat pun

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👤︎ u/jothebest75

📅︎ May 05 2019

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*insert cat pun here*

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👤︎ u/An-old-potato

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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Can anyone think of good cat puns?

I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me

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👤︎ u/Catsaiah

📅︎ Apr 23 2016

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Be clawful of these CATastrophic cat puns! [facebook]

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👤︎ u/keemsters

📅︎ Apr 27 2012

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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.

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👤︎ u/cerebolic-parabellum

📅︎ May 06 2021

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Did you hear about the polygamist cat?

He had nine wives!

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👤︎ u/sjmaeff

📅︎ Jun 04 2021

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Cat fish

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👤︎ u/fucking_pink_fox

📅︎ May 08 2021

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing Taxis

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👤︎ u/dadrantbiz

📅︎ Apr 21 2021

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How do you send a cat into space?

Laika dog.

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👤︎ u/Sacalul4092

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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I tried teaching my cat alphabetical Greek.

All it ever says though is µ.

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013

📅︎ Jun 01 2021

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This meditation cushion is really helping my cat pose

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👤︎ u/Nagybajom

📅︎ May 16 2021

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Why do many Christians have cats?

Because most of them are Catholics.

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👤︎ u/ohenry4991

📅︎ May 31 2021

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Where does a Cat showcase their modeling?

A Human Walk

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👤︎ u/MarkReeses

📅︎ May 31 2021

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What do you call uber for cats?

Mewber

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👤︎ u/callofthevoids

📅︎ May 31 2021

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What to do when a black cat crosses your path...

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👤︎ u/tacwatrebor3000

📅︎ May 02 2021

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What do you call a cat that comes in from the rain?

A WAP

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👤︎ u/MarkReeses

📅︎ May 25 2021

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How do you charge a cat?

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👤︎ u/Islarf

📅︎ May 08 2021

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Where do cats go to have fun

They go to the a(mews)ment park

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👤︎ u/inferno123rohan1

📅︎ May 25 2021

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A cat walked into a tech repair shop.

Told the clerk his mouse died

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👤︎ u/insanotard

📅︎ May 14 2021

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What do you call a cat with plaits in its hair?

A platypus

(From my 4 year old daughter while I did her hair this morning)

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👤︎ u/John87Nintendo

📅︎ May 08 2021

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Where do you bury a cat?

In a meowsoleum

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👤︎ u/flxbrown

📅︎ May 26 2021

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What is the opposite of a cool cat?

A hot dog!

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👤︎ u/wimpykidfan37

📅︎ May 30 2021

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Two cats are on a metal roof. Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest μ

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👤︎ u/TheseWereThePlaces

📅︎ Apr 28 2021

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Did you hear? NASA found a cat on Mars

Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it

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👤︎ u/jdtheproducer

📅︎ May 20 2021

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I think my cat is Communist

All he ever says is Mao

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👤︎ u/uneeq33

📅︎ Mar 25 2021

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I took my new cat back to the shop as it won't come in doors and just keeps running round the outside of my house.

The shop keeper refused to take it back saying that I asked for a lap cat!

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👤︎ u/mrbadassmotherfucker

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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Notable Cats Enamel Pin Collection

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👤︎ u/AlphaDon

📅︎ May 08 2021

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Are cats always in pain?

Because they’re always going me-ow

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👤︎ u/zortor

📅︎ May 12 2021

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If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?

Because it's a feline.

My family doesn't appreciate my humor.

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👤︎ u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat

📅︎ Apr 15 2021

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What did the French cat say when it wanted to go outside?

Le meow!

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👤︎ u/kalahni1

📅︎ Apr 05 2021

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I just found out that cats are always in pain

Thats why they say Me Ow

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👤︎ u/Light-Insight

📅︎ May 18 2021

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Cat puns freak Meowt...

Im not kitten...

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👤︎ u/Vahn1982

📅︎ Sep 29 2019

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I don't like cat puns

Seriously, they freak meowt.

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👤︎ u/wheezy360

📅︎ Sep 30 2016

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Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....

Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...

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👤︎ u/TheHighPlaces

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has its claws at the end of is paws; a comma has its pause at the end of its clause.

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👤︎ u/nenapadnzirafa

📅︎ Jun 04 2021

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How do you send a cat into space?

Laika dog.

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👤︎ u/Sacalul4092

📅︎ Jun 02 2021

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What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its’ paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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👤︎ u/Nightmuse11

📅︎ Jun 04 2021

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws. The other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Apr 13 2021

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