[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty ​

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus​

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πŸ‘€︎ u/namtag24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Cats puns be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hensor_brosen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Cat Puns never end
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebeastyboi75
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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Classic cat pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jothebest75
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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Cat puns freak Meowt...

Im not kitten...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vahn1982
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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*insert cat pun here*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/An-old-potato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Can anyone think of good cat puns?

I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsaiah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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I don't like cat puns

Seriously, they freak meowt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheezy360
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Be clawful of these CATastrophic cat puns! [facebook]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/keemsters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2012
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Cat pun from u/moistmongoose to u/joshuaoha

/u/joshuaoha - I'm a cat person. And I agree with you.

/u/moistmongoose - What color is your fur?

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2cwslk/my_cousin_in_colorado_found_a_mountain_lion_under/cjjxxro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicksbruce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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Cat pund really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here....

Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHighPlaces
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I asked a librarian if she had a book about Pavlov's dog and SchrΓΆdinger's cat...

She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attinaux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Why are there no cats on mars?

Curiosity killed them all.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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I used to be in a band called missing cat

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Did you know that cats are liquid?

Of course, you measure them in litters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexepul
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Choose a CAT-agory!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/archangel09
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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How do the French send photos of cats to each other?

They use Snapchat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubcekD
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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I guess you could say this cat is... Cathletic:)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OurtubeBlyat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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We have a schizophrenic cat.

He has 45 lives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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There's a litter of kittens, and there is a slither of cats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Do you wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Endodontist-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Cat-nap-sack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleek_Hare
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb

Really, you expect to much form cats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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My French cat thinks everything is funny

He always says "Lmao"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ninjobill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I asked my horse, "Does a cat go mooooo"?

He replied, "Nay".

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πŸ“…︎ May 03
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Why do injured cats get to the vet faster than injured dogs?

Cat litter's more common.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11
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What's the difference between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of the paws... The other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decaknight9000
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What do you call a crime committed by a cat?

A feline-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MansNotHot772
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Just read a great story about a cat..

It was in the mewspaper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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I put my cat in my car

guess you could call it a cat-illac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamerzplayerz
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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I told my cat he was bad at pool...

Right before he scratched

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElitExilE
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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So proud of my daughter! We’re watching the dog desperately trying to get the cat to play with her. Me: β€œDog can’t hang because she’s a dump truck and and the cat is a Ferrari. Daughter:

Don’t you mean a β€œFur-rari”?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_pale
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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2 cats in New York test pawsitive for Coronavirus
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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If I were an injured cat, I'd be like

me: ow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemoSteve
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I had to put my cat down

He was just too heavy to keep holding

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If someone adopted a feral cat and named it Will, it would be Will Feral
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spicyundertones
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Spooky cats?

You mean benghouls?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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What does Lightning McQueen feed his cat?

Cat-chow!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casybaseball
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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After a lot of tries, I finally taught my cat to fetch the newspaper.

You know what they say, practice makes purr fetch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpereira73
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Passing the time in quarantine teaching the cat to dance...

Waste of time turns out hes got two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacky-o-hare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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My cat just ate a bunch of cheese. Now he's heading to the basement to look for mice

with baited breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cashmag3001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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How do you get a cat to deliver a package?

You call USPSpspspspspspsps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajaklakwnwbwhs
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Cats don’t like change

They don’t like dollars, either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KellyNtay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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I went to the library looking for a book about Pavlov’s dog and SchrΓΆdinger’s cat

The librarian said it rang a bell but she wasn’t sure if it was there or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colemacgrath2009
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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We've got pun dog...and now pun cat. You've cat to be kitten me right meow!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NumerikAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What do you call a cat who gives up?

A quitty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweet_Ocean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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My friend boasted that he domesticates cats from Africa for a living. I stopped by his work, and he was working with house cats...

He's a lyin' tamer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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One alone can not, but two cat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_-STRANGER-_-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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So CATS what happened!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakandaa_foreva
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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I shaved the top half of my cat this morning.

He's been furloughed too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyK_They_Say
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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What is a cat's favourite condiment?

Mayow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeleryHunter143
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What cat is good at DIY and brightens up the garden?

A handy-lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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I asked my cat what the opposite of "her" is.

It said "Hisssss"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?

Because sorcerers sometimes have milk in them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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The Cat-pulets and the Meow-tagues
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyLevia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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A cat that is naturally good at navigating kitchen surfaces is counter intuitive.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bargeral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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What's worse than two cats in a box?

One cat in two boxes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What do you call a massive pile of cats?

A meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Almighty_Hobo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Do you know why cats are assholes?

They break everything on purrpose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakkslapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Why don't cats use Linux?

They love Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ujili
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowntain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orgelkonzert
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Someone should remake The Human Centipede with cats.

You can call it "Caterpillar"

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What do you call sex with an anime cat girl?

Sixty-Nyaaaaan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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My girlfriend has a fat orange cat that looks like a pumpkin. She tells him he’s beautiful.

I tell him he’s gourdeous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cerealkillr95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What did the cat say when it ran into the wall?

Meouwch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?

A neighbor-toothed tiger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hisdudeness9829
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?

The Purrsian Gulf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What do cats put in their ice tea?

Mice cubes!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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If a cat wrote the laws of motion, what would you call the cat?

Isaac Mewton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/postmodernpotato
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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Where do redditors go to pay cat tax?

the feline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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How do you call a person who helps cats with their problems?

A pspspspsychologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HughMungusPP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purr-fect for me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Our cat came home from the vet allergy safe.

Yep, he’s nut free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/splinter1983
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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Cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lobotomite430
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?

I stepped in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlad464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Did you hear that I accidentally ate some cat food?

Don't ask meow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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I turned into a cat earlier.

Don’t ask meow.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Cat Man

I can transform into a cat Don't ask meow!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enterprevic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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I count cats for a living

It’s not simple calicolus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdxp2b
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07
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What do cats eat for breakfast?

Mice krispies.

I’ll see myself to the door now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NGGlass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why are there no cats on mars?

Curiosity killed them all.

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