I asked why and he said, “They freak meowt.”
After a moment of me staring at him, he said, “Seriously, I’m not kitten.”
So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty
For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbus
I need some good cat puns right meow, entertain me
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma’s a pause at the end of a clause.
He had nine wives!
All it ever says though is µ.
Because most of them are Catholics.
A Human Walk
They go to the a(mews)ment park
Told the clerk his mouse died
(From my 4 year old daughter while I did her hair this morning)
The one with the lowest μ
Unfortunately, Curiosity killed it
The shop keeper refused to take it back saying that I asked for a lap cat!
Because they’re always going me-ow
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
Thats why they say Me Ow
Cat puns really freak meowt. I'm not kitten here...
A cat has its claws at the end of is paws; a comma has its pause at the end of its clause.
One has claws at the end of its’ paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.