"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
He was a cheetah
A cheetah!
Man, I puma pants
They are dirty cheetahs, and if they deny they are, they are lion
Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.
Pointing to one with spots I asked, "What's this one?"
"A leopard!" He replied.
"No, it's a cheetah actually. Ypu can tell because the black marks by its eyes make it look like it's crying. Do you know why it was crying?" I asked.
"..."
"Because cheetahs never win!"
Because the husband was a cheetah
A meane coon! (Get it? maine coon, meane coon)
A danderlion
Even though it might look like he's lion, I'm pretty sure he ain't a cheetah
Dan de lion
Def Leppard
It turned out to be a dander lion.
They were just lion around.
If I saw that I'd puma pants
Because he's always lion.
(You can just tell how my son felt about the joke)
You click some Lynx
Because it was a cheetah.
Because it was a cheetah.
Because it was a cheetah.
Because it was a cheetah.
Because they're lion cheetahs
Because it was a cheetah
It was a cheetah
Because it was a cheetah
