Sausage Lynx (x-post from /r/HybridAnimals)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/confettibin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Did you hear about the lady who bought a fur coat?

She wanted to be the miss in lynx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkJizo-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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A lion will not cheat on his wife,

But a Tiger Wood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashthewarrior7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What animal can connect to the internet?

Lynx

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Animals puns for wedding tables...

We're having a Canadian wedding with an animal theme to differentiate the different tables. On each table we'll have an animal emblem with some kind of love pun for each animal. It's been a trying affair to come up with these, but I know a lot of them could be better. In fact, most of them are downright ridiculous.

Reddit, how can we improve these?

Moose - I find you amoosing.

Beaver - I think I'll pick this flower for her, it would beavery romantic.

Owl - Owl always love you.

Fox - You are the object of my affoxtion.

Skunk - I stink you're sweet!

Bunny - Everybunny loves you!

Woodpecker - Knock Knock! Who's there? Wood! Wood who? Wood you be mine?

Porcupuine. I'm stuck on you.

Wolf - Wolf you marry me?

Trout - We'll be together trout eternity!

Turtle - You're turtley amazing.

Lynx - Let us lynx our lives together.

Bear - To be away from you is unbearable.

Squirrel - I'm going nuts for you!

Raven - Can't stop raven about you.

Turkey - I could just gobble you up

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonyMcConkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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What do you do when you want to see some videos of big cats?

You click some Lynx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thtoast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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Puns I only wish I could think of.

I got two. This was at a wildlife preserve while my family and I were visiting Alaska.

  1. SCENE: Lynx exhibit. WILDLIFE PRESERVER: "And these are our 2 lynx, we found them as kittens and they have always lived here." DAD: "They're lynx, huh? So where do they take me if I click on them?"

Aftermath: She didn't get it.

  1. SCENE: Moose area. DAD: "What do you do if a bear charges you?" FAMILY: "Wave our arms and shout at it." DAD: "And what do you do if a moose charges you?" FAMILY: "uhh..." DAD: "You give him your credit card!"

Aftermath: The sound of 3 hand smacking their foreheads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Space_Bungalow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Dad joked my students today

My kids just don't appreciate good humor. "Mr. E, this lynx just ate like 50 hares!" "Well I guess you can say that's a bad hare day." "...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Holyheroz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2014
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Regarding wild cats

Me: I'm not sure, is that an ocelot or a lynx?

Dad: it's only a linx when there's a bunch of them together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DangerMacAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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