Civet Puns

Now every other type of coffee is un-civet-lysed

A year or two back, I was at this coffee farm in Hawaii. In the store, where they sell their coffee, I noticed a jar of Kopi Luwak on display (for those you that don't know, it's coffee that's eaten and defecated by an Asian civet). Because it's kind of a rarity, I was surprised that had a jar of it just sitting on the table. So I asked the older man that worked there if Kopi Luwak was something they sold there. He says, "No, we don't sell that shit here." I died a little inside.