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πŸ‘€︎ u/slothfuldrake
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Otter slide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kai_T4
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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Sometimes I can't help but otter a few puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/observer2017
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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My zoo doesn't even have otters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do otters do when they want advice?

They go to sea kelp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnarchistFinch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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You, you, you otter know
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awells1012
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Hello from the otter sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlynnCat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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So recently ive seen a post on r/aww about a dog that looks similar to otter

I thought it will be something original, but its just an otter dog pic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tarka_d0_sera
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Significant Otters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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No otter way to put it... v.redd.it/wud0dabsmvs31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenakedfist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you call an otter who's just given birth?

A Motter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukarito
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Family: *Walks by otter section at the zoo*

Dad: Where’s the otter one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zach_swoogg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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My wife and 3yo son were at the zoo looking at the otter exhibit...

it was apparent they couldn’t find the otters, when I walked up and said β€œthere must be either one or three of them in there.” Wife says β€œwhy not two?” I reply, β€œwell, they wouldn’t put an even number of ODDERS in there!”

Wife is still shaking her head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5d2248650
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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When I see names like this I turn the otter cheek.
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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See how calm it is? It doesn't care about what otters think...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redbarryallen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imj23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Otter Space
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SG_LOGIC
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What happened to the company that made an otter the CEO?

They went otter business

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πŸ‘€︎ u/data_spy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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He's going to leave the otter-mosphere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kluferfmernder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Otter building a spaceship.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyl327
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What do you call an otter living in another otter’s dam?

A squ-otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Otter space matter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Do you think otters can fall in love?

I don't know, but they definitely will love you like no otter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanTL96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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One of these things is not like the otter. imgur.com/SlfvaOS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pancerules
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2017
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The otter exhibit at my local zoo is empty. They must have otter things to do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tale_of_tejon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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Why was the sea otter on the spaceship?

To get to otter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConvulsionFlow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Here is a picture of an otter building a spaceship..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopNotchBanter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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What do you call a sick otter?

A snotter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomcooky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why did the otter collect parts for his ship?

Because he’s taking it to otter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fazebooce2003
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I saw this on a recent trip to Alaska. You know, you really otter... imgur.com/GIg2eRm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexhardcastle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2014
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How do you save an otter's life?

You clamp the otter-y.

Said this in the ER, got groans from a troop of nurses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edragon20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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We otter talk...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elizabeth72791
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2014
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Which has the higher body temperature, an adult otter or an otter pup?

The pup - it's just a little otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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Why is the kid otter's father so cold?

Because he's an otter pop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chivalrybean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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What do divorced Sea Otters get?

Abalone Checks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-Chibi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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I saw this and thought that I otter take a picture imgur.com/XHLFAWu
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshWithaQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2014
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She saw an otter.

Driving down a remote country road...

Wife: Hey, there is an otter over there!! (pointing out her window)

Me: Well I otter [ought to] go back and take a look!

Followed by a mixture of groans, facepalms, and slow clap from kids and wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewjy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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6yo: "Dad, can we get Otter Pops?"

"You Otter get a job if you want those, buddy."

Another shopper dad snorted when he overheard us.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Unwashed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2014
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We were at an aquarium when my dad put on an otter mask...

He turns to me and says "you otter buy this"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnivingKoalaGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2013
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Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.

His wife answered the door.

"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."

"That much?"

"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."

"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.

"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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